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Shannonphobia

The fear of seeing the hot sexy person named Shannon.
I get shannonphobia whenever I pass by the cute person.
by Loner19 January 18, 2022
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Shannon

Is always right. Never loses an argument. Gustav can prove that.
She Shannon'd this situation.
by Shaneeeeen March 15, 2022
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Shannon

They are more than often sarcastic beings with okay intent. At times will roast the shit out of you and be offended when retaliated. She holds much trauma from her childhood and hence all sorts of issues, though it is fun to talk to her all the time. If you date a Shannon, watch out because she is a known hommie hopper.
Dayum shawty, whats your name?
...Shannon...
Can I get your number?
no im fucking someone tonight
Who?
Fucking stupid
by Goldilocks69 April 6, 2022
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Shannon

A heavy set woman who gets very excited for holidays.
Omg! Becky is such a Shannon!!!!!
by CozyBozy April 23, 2022
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Shannon Tuttle

A hot bitch that would make you fall in love within seconds but is a lesbian and always teaches you new stuff about girls every night
SHANNON TUTTLE WHY ARE YOU TEACHING ME ABOUT GIRLS PERIODS LOL
by floppinggigachad12345679 June 10, 2022
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shannon

Much cooler way to refer to GWEI (gigawei)
Jim: Dude man, did you peep those gas fees last night?
Tony: That's way more shannon than I'm comfortable shelling out bro!
by sorabji August 2, 2022
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Shannon and Matthew

A certain Shannon and a certain Matthew should never be together.

A union between these two individuals would spell disaster because these two are not physically attracted to each other at all.

A certain Matthew cannot be with a Shannon without the aid of something like Viagra, and also..Matthew will yell at a poor Shannon any time she wants to do something intimate, because he is more interested in playing with his cards.

Shannon thought that Matthew would do much better with a certain Ian, but this will also probably never happen.
Oh look, someone made a post on Urban Dictionary about how Shannon and Matthew belong together! Isn't that sweet!

Too bad Matthew actually intimidated Shannon into going out with him in reality!
by anonymous xyz August 7, 2022
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