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shane kelly

a tall, autumn aesthetic bruv. according to UD, bickle has a pickle. is really sweet, and prefers waffles over pancakes because they have “syrup pockets.” wants to utilize fruit roll ups in more ways than one. a noise to describe shane? BOING, BOING, BOING. looks great in sunglasses and can sing “hotel room service” word for word which is really hot ngl. he’s packing front and back. kid’s got cake. is on the road to uphill potential. he thinks his gf is cool whether or not he likes to admit it ( high words are sober thoughts ;) ). desires to be the only pumpkin king.
girl: do you know shane kelly?
other girl: the one that dressed up as daphne?
other other girl: the one with the banana costume?
girl: yeah, that’s him!
by darkredaestheticig September 24, 2023
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shane hicks

to be known as one gangster mother fucker who status is one level above all others around him.
shane hicks is my level player u can only dream of being up this mother fucker
by captain deep diver August 16, 2017
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shane (female)

Like the most sweetest/ unique girl int he game. Always makes a boy smile/want more! Dancing involving hands is super cute. Does not enjoy milk but makes up for it by being the coolest bitch on the planet. She dont put up with any shit ya heard. Her eyes are like looking into the future of the future consists of flowers and rainbows. Smile is as hypnotizing as Biggie's words. Oh yeah beyond flexible compared to the average thot. Latly has a bitchin wardrobe that is always in style.
Person: Hey girl
Me: step off playboy! Get your own shane (female)
by minty hot November 17, 2017
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Shane McMahon

An older gentleman who is dating a much younger girl. An older gentleman must be very active.

Essentially, like Shane McMahon, he is doing stuff typically associated with younger men and is taking their opportunities (thinning out the available woman pool)
Did you see she’s got a new boyfriend?”

“Yeah, he’s a real Shane McMahon. Sneakers and all.”
by Leaf1991 November 18, 2018
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Shane Kang

Someone who has a micropenis and gets off to interspecies gay furry loli tentacle scat NTR hentai. Usually stays inside all day and takes 2 hour jack off sessions in the shower. WE ALL KNOW YOU STROKE YOUR YOLK IN THE SHOWER SHANE.
Verb: Mi dios ur actually pulling a Shane Kang rn.

Noun: 2 hour showers? His name is probably Shane Kang
by NotShaneKang April 16, 2019
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Shane Dawson-ing

Man: Alright kitty, I'm going to you put catnip on my peen
Cat: pls stop shane dawson-ing me I can't do it it
by MissMoiraReid April 24, 2019
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Shane dawson

by Lolzorjk July 7, 2020
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