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seven minutes in hell

A simple variation of the fun family game 'seven minutes in heaven'

The female in the scenario must receive anal sex for a time no less than 7 minutes.

Necessary caveat: no lubrication may be present (mandatory)
Wow, Sally, I haven't been able to sit down since I played seven minutes in hell.
by dizzscroeder November 4, 2013
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Seve

Seve is kind-hearted, loving guy, who not only has good looks but has a great personality. He is very loved and respcted. I know nobody can compare themselves to Seve, he is the greatest person there is on earth.
Seve is the best.

WHO IN THE HELL WOULDN'T LOVE SEVE?????!!!!???!?!?!?
by pandamew December 27, 2018
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Sehdev

The nicest guy you will never meet because, he is too busy hanging out and getting girls to like him.
Hey Sehdev are you still with Jesscia?
by ChildSeller May 31, 2019
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seven inches

seven inches is the length of two American business card widths

To have the warm orifice become wet with anticipation seven inches of length had better be paired with at least five inches of girth.

If it's less than seven inches your only excuse is not having finished puberty

Less that seven inches your boner is barely noticeable
by Melony swooned November 29, 2012
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seven jeans

jeans that are very expensive, worn by rich wealthy people or celebritys; mentioned in nick cannons "gigolo" song
...Feeling yo Masqueno blouse, seven jeans, Black and Lebonese...
by pabli0 April 23, 2006
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half-your-age-plus-seven

This is a very old rule of thumb: it is the calculation applied to a man's age that provides the age in a woman that he is most naturally attracted to physically. (Things change of course once you begin to actually TALK! :-o )

In recent years it has been misapplied to mean the lowest age that would be considered "decent" for him to date.

This new interpretation of the rule is actually quite bizarre when you consider the remarkable range of maturity among adults of both sexes at all ages.
That 50 year old think's he'll be able to romance that 32 year old. I'm not surprised he's attracted to her - she is the proverbial "half-your-age-plus-seven" - but let's see how far they really go together.
by Art M. September 11, 2009
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Avenged Sevenfold Fanclub

A dangerous cult that doesn't allow you to listen to, or talk to, or even look at albums for any band that isn't Avenged Sevenfold. People usually tend to join this cult after going to an A7X concert, and their friends are left with no means of helping them. You can try to show them that there is other music besides A7X, but it will be in vaine. the best thing is, is to move on. It's similar to if they became a zombie, there is just no hope for them. It is their belief that A7X will come down for them in the next 10 years or so in a spaceship, so they can live in a place where good music doesn't exist.
"dude you've got to help me! i went to this A7X concert, and now these people in robes are telling me that i have to go live in their Avenged Sevenfold Fanclub commune. he's really convincing tho, he sais that they have punch"
by sirjamestitsmcgee February 7, 2010
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