Sexting

Sexy texting. Used to be called cyber sex but with the convenience of cell phones, now you can text dirty messages wherever you go!

Before the Partwii, Lauren, the cyborg, bus surfed over to Mickey D’s with his brofriend Chuck Norris and bought a McGangbang happy meal with the funds that he jacked from his sugar momma after his disco nap that afternoon. Chuck pulled out his phone from his nuthuggers and started sexting a ginger slice with a tramp stamp that he had been friendly following ever since they shared a game of Jager pong. Lauren gave Chuck the air jerk as he noticed Tanasa the grade digger that sat next to him in his art class. Lauren gave her the “let’s just be friends” nod and grabbed his happy meal. As Lauren walked outside he saw, Bruce, the designated drunk, as he started wailing teenybopper show tunes. Bruce was manstrating again and wanted his fix of Dr. Pepper and Big league chew. The night of celebrating Lauren’s nomotion had barely even started and already he was knackered.

by Micron X February 24, 2010

sexting

the act of sending sexy text messages

I'm just sexting my boyfriend while he is away, so he gets excited to come home.

by jules82 October 20, 2008

Sitting on it

Sitting on it-
A term used do describe the act of holding a piece while smoking a bowl with a group of friends in order to tell a story or have a conversation

"dude, wheres the bong? I haven't hit it in awhile."
"oh sorry bro, haha. I've been sitting on it"
(whole group bursts into giggles)

by Zane (euphoric) August 5, 2008

sitting on the bench

To be extremely serious, not playing around.

"I'm sitting on the bench, I don't play no games." - Childish Gambino

by Child's Play April 15, 2011

sexting

The act of texting sexually related information, coined by Aamir.

Wow Aamir, you are awesome for making up something so efficient. Sexting is like my favorite thing everrr!

by young perv May 29, 2011

baby sitting

when you hide your dead baby's from the police by sitting on them

there was an amber alert today so i ended up baby sitting all night

by the friendly farmer November 29, 2010

Ultra Sexting

Having sexual intercourse with someone while sexting them. Generally used in quickie situations and in t9 mode. Used mainly by college kids before, during and after finals week. As well as at partys, social functions, concerts, supermarkets, spur of the moment trips, and other extraneous activity's that involve fun and unique positions. Also mainly done on the Verizon network due to the constant commercial advertisements that exploit curiosity and expand the mind of sexual awareness.

Random guy: So yea me and my girl last night where ultra sexting.
Random guys friend: Well did you atleast capitalize and abbreviate?
Random guy: Hell yeah, but we had to do it in t9 though cause it was a quickie. :(

by DudeKidMANBEARPIG? May 23, 2010