A sad excuse of a man, spends more time wishing he had balls and playing with cats then actually making a move with girls. Hangs out with cool people to appear cool but is really just felt bad for
by Kingtiger March 9, 2015
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by Evanne May 13, 2005
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The "Selena Kyle" or "Catwoman" is a take on the classic Superman. While having sex with a woman you pull out and cum on her back. Then instead of grabbing a towel and tossing it on her back like a cape you grab a cat (preferably one you don't own) flip it on its back and rub the cat all over her back so the cat's loose fur gets stuck to the girl's back in the semen. Added benefit if the girl attempts to attack you after the fact toss the cat at her grab your pants and run.
Kyle: Hey i heard Cheryl is really mad at you man
Joseph: yeah i gave her the Selena Kyle last night and it took her hours to peel all the fur off her back
Joseph: yeah i gave her the Selena Kyle last night and it took her hours to peel all the fur off her back
by jeremy has no brain July 30, 2017
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Did you hear, Selena Gonads and Dustin Beaver split up for good this time. Yeah I know it sucks. Life goes on
by D Flawless July 2, 2020
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selenaisswaggers is the best person ever!
by selenaisswaggers fan June 27, 2021
Get the selenaisswaggers mug.Seena is the hottest woman to ever exist, there’s no competition. Seena Is someone whom no one compares to, and her presence is a blessing. She’s one you can trust, and the only person that you can count on when things get rough. If you have a Seena in your life, hold on to her because you will never find another. She’s also really funny and never fails to make you laugh. She’s the one that you look forward to seeing and talking to after a long day. Did I mention shes gorgeous too?
Guy: I found a Seena. She’s so hot and funny
Friend: dang she’s a catch huh?
Guy: hell yeah she’s a real seena
Friend: dang she’s a catch huh?
Guy: hell yeah she’s a real seena
by Heylolhi November 22, 2021
Get the Seena mug.A rare Serbian female name. People named Una- Selena actually prefer to be called by their first name - it’s short and cute!
Her smile is just incredible. Looks like a bitch but honestly? She’s a sweetheart with a badass face.Everyone wants to be friends with her, her vibe is just immaculate. She can and will stay inside for a whole day to watch Netflix, but she is also very outgoing and funny. She’s a type of person that makes you jealous just because of her exsistence!
Her smile is just incredible. Looks like a bitch but honestly? She’s a sweetheart with a badass face.Everyone wants to be friends with her, her vibe is just immaculate. She can and will stay inside for a whole day to watch Netflix, but she is also very outgoing and funny. She’s a type of person that makes you jealous just because of her exsistence!
Dude, Una - Selena is such a cool name!
- I know, right? Wait untill you meet her in person!
Who is that girl?
- Oh , it’s Una.
- She looks so cool!
- I know, right? Wait untill you meet her in person!
Who is that girl?
- Oh , it’s Una.
- She looks so cool!
by User M December 1, 2020
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