Scooter

1. Someone who is really peppy but cheap
2. Someone who drags themselves into relationships for the money

Ugh, girl don't be such a scooter! I know you want that pink Louis Vuitton bag!
That scooter over there only took your girl cause' she got money from her daddy.

by Safaribro August 24, 2023

Scooterer

The person who rides a scooter. Or the driver

Wow that scooterer is so cute

by bbteyatey October 8, 2020

Scooter Bops

A magical item that no one will ever have the decency to comprehend.
-n- the most desireable item on ones mind in a moment of thought.

Hey pal, did you get any scooter bops with that slut last night?

by KillaKr3w22 July 31, 2011

Kenny scooter

Slang /(anagram) for :strokey nonce

“Oh my! Look at him with all those underage kids, what a Kenny scooter” “That Kenny Scooter is touching a 15 year olds thighs”

by cultural wizard November 3, 2019

Scooter

A fireman who loves getting fucked by older men and complains about his golf buddies cheating.

Man, that new guy at station 3 is a real scooter

by FireGuy9 July 23, 2023

Scooter-Wrist

Terrible disease caused by being a rich tourist in Thailand, renting a scooter and flooring it for too long.

Symptoms include having troubling pains during masturbation.

"Papi, pls i cant lift the wud with my bad scooter-wrist.

by scuterfriendly69 May 9, 2016

Scooter

The gay version of a motorbike

I'm getting a scooter because I'm gay

by anonymous November 12, 2020