flying poop scooter

When someone shits on the floor and then proceeds to step on it with their foot and "ride" it around the house smearing it everywhere like they were riding a scooter

Bro you finna tryna flying poop scooter this lame ass party?

by FaggotDildoFacory January 29, 2018

Scooter

Scooter is the nickname given for someone who exudes chaos and warmth at the same time. Scooters are known for being mischievous and spontaneous. Scooters love to scoot around and have fun.

Someone: “wow they just ate an entire bag of smarties in 2 minutes and yelled ‘yippee skipeee!’ afterwards!”

Other person: “Yeah, that’s Scooter! Scooter loves candy! They’re such a lil scoot!”

by Xoivdela February 16, 2021

Floor Scooter

FLOOR SCOOTER
A being who scoots across the floor to rid themselves of dingleberries.

Man 1:Dude I didn't know you were a floor scooter.

Man 2: Tis was them.damn dingleberries

by Smackschacksmocksnack November 14, 2024

scooter boys

my dad said their the boys who will die virgins

hun scooter boys are virgins for life.

by kickrocks November 28, 2020

Scooter Rackin

When someone is quick to make money.

To be a fast money making baller.

" Big Loc always got some type of money on him , You could say he's scooter rackin".

by SRT Mike April 10, 2025

Rusty Scooter

Another term for hand job

Charlie received a rusty scooter

by Johnston Strudle October 24, 2020

Scooter Goblin

A person or group of people who ride scooters in the local wallmart due to their crippling obesity and growl and spit in the landwhale goblin tongue while refusing to give the scooter to some one who actually needs it and they usually never give the scooter up willingly.
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For example a swarm of scooter goblins attacked the local supermarket while spitting and growling at the employees

by BigManBeef March 23, 2021