scandalorky

to be dorky in scandalous proportion

when they went to the restaurant they ordered scandalorky potatoes

by r January 24, 2004

scandality

How scandalous the scandal is.
Also known as Kelsey Champagne at night.

"my mind is going crazy with scandality"

by Derek Roberge May 14, 2008

scandalmeg

An action whereby a person (usually military) uses their shower head to squirt water onto another person during communal showering. What is different about this and regular squirting is that the jet from person one is redirected off their gooshe or gusche and balls before making contact with person two therefore transmitting any unwashed debrit onto said person.

person 2: pass me the soap buck
person 1: okay hank, here
person 2 (hank): aaw buck you scandalmegged me again!
person 1 (buck): yes hank, i did, didnt i!

by stickyback spastic October 21, 2008

scander

A person who is overly scandalous

"KSproulz is such a scander"
"Her bras showing through her shirt, whatta scander"

by tbreeze1223333 October 17, 2013

Scandinavian Lip Sync

A sexual maneuver involving the mouth, your girl's ass and bowel movements.

You have your girl laid flat on her back your face is flat on her naked ass. The girl then proceeds to defecate. You hum to any song very loudly whilst having your mouth open and you chew on the poop that comes out of her ass. It's similar to an easier masturbation, but jacking off to someone is replaced by humming to someone's song and you're dipping your mouth into your girl's poop instead of ejaculating.

I really liked PewDiePie's new diss track. So i got my girlfriend with me and i did a scandinavian lip Sync to congratulations. But my tongue is very brown now and my face is covered with poop.

by LeilaSP April 17, 2019

Mandy The Scandal Princess

The infamous nickname given to the subject of The Infamy Raines after it was found out she had a connection to Treyvon Martin in 2012, she was fuming over the existence of the said article. The Glenbard East, Class of 1994 graduate became the face of Cancer Snub Scandal, as the nickname was given to her by Miami, Florida, film maker who saw a chilling connection. Another classmate unnamed mentioned a lot more Marquardt Middle School alumni were involved with a scandal equally as shocking as the adult scandal that was coined in the blogosphere.

I'm sure every school had that one like this. The character we call "Mandy The Scandal Princess" what was uncovered she was a forerunner of Encyclopedia Dramatica and it was a total nightmare. Those who want her for a piece, she's in public domain. This was the second time she didn't speak up when something happened.

by illinoishorrorman January 28, 2019

Scandinavian Breakfast

It's when you make a bacon, ham, and cheese sandwich on french bread, shove it in a girl's pussy, fuck her until you cum inside her, remove and plate the sandwich and proceed to watch her enjoy her "Scandinavian breakfast."

Bill: "Did you take Lisa home last night?"
Joe: "Totally dude! She finished a whole Scandinavian Breakfast!"

by UrbanCowboy2920 August 25, 2011