joe sass

a complete worthless waste of space who thinks the world revolves around him

Tommy is the ultimate joe sass. Who invited him?

by tommypickles4lyfe December 28, 2016

Go back to your Sass Wagon

Something to be said when obnoxious people get out of their cars, tap on your window, and start yelling at you about conditions out of your control.

You're blocking the whole intersection! Move up!
*Has less than a foot to move up*
Go back to your sass wagon!

by GracieWasHere April 18, 2011

Samson

Whenever you see a Samson, you should expect to see a short (low 5 foots), american nonce.
If you ever encounter a Samson, especially if you are a little girl, you should make sure to run.
However, Samson is usually always a weeb too. Meaning you should be quite safe, as you do not look like small anime girl.

Jeff: Shame Samson had to go to jail.
Geoff: If only he didn't rape that 5 year old.

by Big-Chungus-The-Second May 29, 2020

sasori simp

A person who loves or wants to be railed by the character Sasori from Naruto. To be fair who wouldn't? Have you SEEN him? After he crawled out of the puppet he calls 'Hiruko' he is hot as f u c k.

soulmate one: "OMG HAVE YOU SEEN THAT ONE NARUTO CHARACTER THATS A PUPPET??"
soulmate two: "uhhh yeah isn't he a puppet?"
soulmate one: "YEAH HE IS, god I want him to rail me <3"
soulmate two: ".... does he even have a dick?"
soulmate one: "it doesn't even matter, I'm too much of a Sasori simp."

by Sasorisimppp March 17, 2021

Uncle samsonite

A creepy guy who says to a child " It's time to have some fun with uncle samsonite!" If you have watched the 30 second long video then you will know that he is clearly a rape artist. It is a CREEPY video as danachi, livichi and popachi like to say but they are also addicredit to 8t. DON'T WATCH THE VIDEO! !! YOU WILL TOONLY BE OBSESSED! !!

#IT'S TIME TO HAVE SOME FUN WITH UNCLE SAMSONITE

by Evachi May 28, 2018

Sass

Like Sasserfras this is a term given to ginger people, however it is used when the person is only slightly ginger. Also known as strawberry blonde.

That stupid Sass, look at him... not even a full Sasserfras.

by Bob December 2, 2004

sassafrass

When naming people in a ménage à trois, you have two alliteration options: D's or S's; the S options being smartass, shithead, and sassafrass. The sassafrass is the dramatic, sassy one who likes to bitch about everything. The only language this person speaks is sarcasm. They love to make everything the biggest deal possible and often scream for no reason. This person is the living embodiment of the drama queen in a movie. If you think this person is you, it probably is.

Wow, Carter is such a sassafrass

by Shelly Trois May 10, 2019