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awkward switch swap

the act of walking towards somebody and trying to switch sides of the hallway or street, when they switch to the same side as you, and you try to switch back and they switch to the same side as you.
person 1: that chick totally awkward switch swapped me.

person 2: what a cunt!
by the :#r May 12, 2010
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Salami switch

To replace an ex with another person. Usually in the form of sexual substitute. Generally, the person who replaces the ex is just being used.
Yeah Kerry salami switched Sam with Dillion, they fuck every night now, but Kerry doesn't even like him!
by Nevereatpoopies March 19, 2011
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pepper switch

(n.) One who lives his life in advantageous deception; a person who tricks his or her peers into believing in a lofty, squeaky-clean façade while actually engaging in dirty, dangerous underground activity (i.e. underground rap, drug trafficking, golf tournament fixing, etc.)
Joe: I swear I saw Greg free styling over “Grillz” at my drug dealer’s house last night. I thought he was a preppy golfer? Can’t be right.

Stu: That was definitely him. My boys in D12 said pepper switch is one of the hardest newcomers to the game.

Joe: Wow, pepper switch is nuts.
by holycannolli December 23, 2011
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pig switch

noun: a person who by all accounts is perceived to be genuinely good, but by one decision becomes a scumbag.

verb: an act of turning into a scumbag in a split second decision
Tiger Woods was considered a genuinely awesome guy by society, until he pig switched by railing a bunch of skanks and blamed it on his "sexual addiction."
by ayshwondinglefuss October 13, 2014
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Tab-Switch

A Tab-Switch is using the alt-tab function on Chromebook in order to change the window. It is often used to hide games or things you shouldn't be on during school, work, or someplace like that.
"Oh no, the teacher's coming" thought Billy, "I better tab-switch to hide my game!
by MerfGaming December 22, 2016
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Cincinnati switch over

When one gentleman is performing doggy style sexing whilst another gentleman is receiving felatio from the same female participant the Cincinnati switch occurs when the men trade places, the gentleman in the rear simply removes his member and grasps it with his hand thus transferring the remaining excrement the men then perform a high five thus the second man receiving the excrement and using it for lubrication. I give you the Cincinnati switch ;)
Jeff said to Matt "that was the best Cincinnati switch over ever now I have to go wash my hands!"
by Dr David dee dinkleman.m.d April 24, 2017
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Dick Switch

When a when a guy who’s usually a dick will change his personality entirely around attractive females.
Dick man*to his friends*: you’re such a bitch and you’re fat i hate you
Dick man*to an attractive woman*: I cant wait to go save sea turtles and did I mention I love your hair today?

this dick, just had a dick switch
by AM2000 May 25, 2018
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