This man is the goat. He is short but he has wavy hair and failed 2 years. I love him. He will stay my pookie bear forever
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Person One: “This is so confusing!”
Person Two: *in a bad British accent* “Right! I’m awfully cobby swabbled!”
Person Two: *in a bad British accent* “Right! I’m awfully cobby swabbled!”
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Get the Butt swabbery mug.the action of taking a cotton swab and gathering a sample of a woman's genital excretions and inserting the swab into the anal cavity of a male or female. The swab must puncture the intestine of the receiver which the receiver will be gooning. after a condom filled with piss of which will be frozen is inserted into the receiver's anal cavity. Inside the anal cavity, the female excretion and the urine will mix and make a piss baby that will shat out and be forced to learn calculus.
My mistress and I partake in some intense pissbuttbaby swabbing from time to time. And I beat my piss butt baby when they don't complete their calculus pisswork.
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Person 1: i got a urethral swab yesterday, when i piss it feels like im peeing broken glass and lava.
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