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Urethral Swab
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The most painful shit a human being can experience where they brutally stab your urethra with a massive medieval
pike
to
test
for
std
Person 1: i got a urethral swab
yesterday
, when i piss it feels like im peeing broken
glass
and
lava
.
Urethral Swab
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Refund763
December 26, 2025
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