Shia Suprise

When you thought Shia Lebeouf was dead but he is actually still alive.

Person 1 “Dude, I thought Shia Lebeouf was dead, but he isn’t! What a Shia Suprise!”
Person 2 “No way!!”

by thehamwithcheese March 15, 2019

Dry Eye Suprise

After having a bad one night stand with a partner, the man will wait until the partner asleep he will then proceed to ejaculate on the eye or eyes of said partner. If done correctly this should crust over during the night and the partner should not be able to open the eye or eyes.

Yea I woke up with the worst dry eye suprise this morning!

by dgaskgfksdgf January 18, 2008

Suprise Porn

A genre of pornography in which innocent victims are caught off guard and to their 'suprise', sexual acts are performed on them.

These actions can vary from a females dress 'accidentally' being 'snagged' on a tree, a gust of wind blowing a females dress off to a female simply being propositioned for a role in a pornographic film on the curbside.

Suprise porn is generally a one sided afair, no male suprise porn has been created!

Advocates of the suprise porn genre include such notorieties as the fatpizzaman from the musical group d-wizz 2.0

I jacked off to some good suprise porn last night pal you should have seen the look on her face when her dress was yanked right off outside the coffee shop.

by diehard_86 May 26, 2006

Bangalore Suprise

A cobra in a basket sent as a warning and/or method of assanination. To place a venemous snake in a box and send it to a unwitting victim.

While eatin his curry crisps, the young Satin Slipper was bit by a cobra when he unknowingly opened a Bangalore Suprise. In the movie Kill Bill, Bill's brother dies as a result of a Bangalore Suprise. Because the market owner raised his daily rent, the young snake charmer sent the boss's home a Bangalore Suprise.

by Lefty John March 8, 2010

apple sauce suprise

When a guy cums in a girls mouth and swirls it around in her mouth until she swolles it

Apple sauce suprise isAfter the guy Apple sauce surprised me I never ate apples again

by John buckabitch November 17, 2015

propane tank suprise

When having sex from the rear, known as "doggy style", after climaxing, and your partner turns around and smiles at you, you grab a propane tank and smack her in the your partner in the head with it.

"My girlfriend is pissed at me... I cumed all over her ass last night and when she was getting up to go take a shower, she turned around and looked at me and i gave her the propane tank suprise."

by Billy Carr September 26, 2006

Brown Suprise

when sucking of a females butt hole ...and SUPRISE a big brown poop layed nestled in your mouth

Susie was sucking alex's Butt hole and all the sudden she was nurturing a brown suprise!

by DSC Baby August 28, 2007