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smooshing

when your manhood doesnt work to full potential, usually from drinking or an unattractive lady, so you have a rubbery wang that you smoosh into her snatch
i was getting hot and heavy with that girl but when it came time to get to business my guy wasn't at full mast so i was just smooshing her for three hours, i had fun.
by smooshman February 23, 2009
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smooth poo

A poop in which wiping will result in nothing on the toilet paper
Mike: I just took a poo, and after i wiped there was nothing on the TP
Jeff: nice man, that's what i like to call a smooth poo
by Pop Pop January 13, 2008
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Smoogel

Smoogel is a popular person over the internet mainly because of wow (World of Warcraft) and the Call of Duty series.
Smoogel has entered a series of huge gaming clans (on cod 4) with some of the best players there.
Smoogel uses a series of bots on World of Warcraft and is also know as 'botting legend' in some cases.
Smoogel
by Gaminggeekkkk November 27, 2009
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i smooch you

Derrek's substition for the three words used most inapropiatly: i love you.
"aw baby i love you."
"what the FUCK?!"
"i smooch you."
"much better."
by tyrone mista May 25, 2008
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JJ Smoof

noun/adj

An imaginary character that is the coolest guy that has ever lived. His status is sought by many and obtained by none.
Someone who is acting like thier shit don't stink. These people can usually be spotted with sunglasses on in the club.
"Look at that douchebag over there trying to look like he's JJ Smoof or somebody."

or

"Nick was wearing his glasses in the club the other night like he was JJ Smoof"

or

"Rob took his shirt off 2 blocks from the beach on Saturday. He was JJ Smoofin'.
by dirkdiggler9969 May 27, 2009
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salmon smoothie

A mixture of menstrual (period) blood and semen. Typically post coital.
She was on top of me and it was like a salmon smoothie down there afterwards
by SheSaidItFirst January 10, 2019
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smoothness

A computer attribute that supposedly equates to unwaveringly consistent performance.

AMD users on AMDzone invented this term to rationalize their ownership of inferior processors when compared to Intel's current offering.
Yo, this Phailnom II may not be able to render like that i7-920, but I prefer smoothness over sheer performance.
by MyMomMyMom December 7, 2009
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