National Slap Your Shortest Friend Day

On October 22nd you have the right to your shortest friend across the face

Did you hear that tomorrow is National Slap Your Shortest Friend Day!

by Cap'nCrunch69 October 17, 2021

National school shooter day

Occurs on December 17th, where it was a huge trend to threaten to shoot or blow up your school.

“Hey happy national school shooter day!”
“Thanks, you too”

by anonymous December 17, 2021

shorted

Kiwi term for shitting yah pants after losing bodily functions from drinking.

Fuck whats that noise? steves just passed out in the corner I think hes shorted too... dirty bastard.

by Andre Owen October 2, 2005

Cooter Shooter

a penis, derived from the the idea of a penis being a shooter and being placed in a women's fluff of flesh

he showed me his cooter shooter

by meff January 8, 2008

Playing a first person shooter

A euphemism for male masturbation, used in Robin Williams' standup comedy.

I spent five hours playing a first person shooter last night

by That Dude In The Corner June 20, 2010

Shooter McPatton

Being bored at work and taking it out on your friends by sending hundreds of unnecessary e-mails on a daily basis. E-mails may include, obscure movie reviews, stories about meals paid for by your boss or photo albums consisting of pictures you sweaty at a bar molesting your girlfriend. Can also be done in the form of a mass text message.

Oh man, check out this Shooter McPatton i got today. "I wanted to throw out a good movie for everyone to rent. I watched it last night, and it’s a documentary (which I normally don’t like), but this one was really good. It was called ‘God grew tired of us’. It was about the “lost boys” from Sudan, and it shows there crazy journey from Sudan, to Ethiopia, to Kenya, to some of them America, then it shows them having to acclimate themselves to American life, and they had never seen electricity, showers, etc before. Very sad at times, but uplifting at times too."

by J. Wiese January 3, 2009

shonter

1. A white boy with dreads

2. A person with an insatiable urge to take apart and rebuild computers

3. Another word for being awesome in the sack

4. A state of mind associated with "the blue screen of death"

1. Haha! Look at that shonter!

2. Yep, he is definetly a shonter.

3. I'm shonter.

4. Oh shit he's shonter!

by Amboner July 2, 2008