shirlz

word used to describe a beautiful, intelligent, sexy and caring individual. Often associated with enormous booties. Favourite colour being pink, chocolate bar being mars delight and favourite past-time being sheesha related. An angel in disguise.

oh wow her bum is so shirlz!

i wish i could have a shirlz!

by doshdosh September 12, 2007

Brolo Shirt

A Standard polo shirt that is doused with axe body spray, has it's collar turned up and is worn by a bro

Also see bro Rape

Yo dude thats a Nice Brolo Shirt...Where'd you get it?

by Big Petey February 28, 2007

Shacker Shirt

Alysha

Who 's that girl with the shacker shirt? oh, it's just alysha

by crazybat May 10, 2018

Shirts

A steriotype of men who, usually residing in the United Kingdom, frequent night clubs with low reputations. They're name decends from the strict dress code and appearance which includes a white shirt. They all look exactly the same and group in tens or hundreds.

We were on our way back from Spiders rock club and were attacked by a group of shirts, officer.

by NeX March 2, 2004

Itchy Shirt Syndrome

The feeling you get after you get a haircut, and the small hairs fall down into your shirt and cause major itching. Cured only by a hot shower.

Guy #1: Having fun scratching yourself over there?

Guy #2: Sorry dude I just got a haircut, it's Itchy Shirt Syndrome

by The Count Of Pussy Fisto April 4, 2010

Affliction shirts

T-shirt worn by spiked hair having, club hopping douchebags. Fruitcakes who think they're god's gift to women wear these overpriced rags. Average IQ of a wearer is close to 55 on the standard 200-point scale. Note to club-going women: Watch out for these disease-ridden assholes if you want to remain free from HPV.

Chad and Skylar went to the classy new R O E bar wearing Affliction shirts. They engaged in gay sex when they drove away all the women in the joint. Those bastards suck.

by Rik Smits May 19, 2008

underboob shirt

Any short shirt, such as a halter top, cropped tank or baby tee, that rides so high on a woman's chest as to expose not just the midriff, but also the bottom area of a woman's bust.

Damn, did you see her new underboob shirt?

Hells yeah! Ask her to reach for something off the top shelf!

by X. Phoratus February 21, 2005