Samurai

Samurai facts:

-Samurai's can outrun there shadow
-Samurai's penetrate bullets
-Samurai's can stop a train at 200 mph by poking it
-Samurai's don't sleep, they plan the next move
-Samurai's fart can enhance human beings, too bad they don't fart in society
-Samurai's can kill a human being with a blade of grass
-Samurai's eat Gold and drink Mercury
-Samurai's can catch a moving bullet with their teeth
-Samurai's only use there Katanas if there life is in danger, too bad it never happens
-Samurai's tears seal wounds
-Samurai's daily exercise includes finger stands, push ups using your nose, and stopping shurikens with two fingers
-Samurai's never stops moving
-Samurai's bench the empire state building
-Samurai's march creates earth quakes
-Samurai's war cry creates thunder and lightning
-If someone saw a Samurai's face, their eyes would burn out, and their skin would melt
-One Samurai = 200 Ninjas
-Samurai's are better than ninjas

Guy 1 - Dude, You see Takemoto over there?
Guy 2 - Yea he's a Samurai

by Thad Badassle May 6, 2011

Samurai Karasu

one of the coolest dudes on the planet and don't you question it >:

Samurai Karasu > ALFY and Ashley combined. =o

by DarkMatter October 7, 2004

SamuraiXmas

A holiday celebrated in secret by the samurai of feudal japan. In feudal japan christianity was forbidden because it was the cause of an uprising at the city of shimabara. Thousands of Christians perished in the genocide and those that remained worshipped in secret.

The number one rule of SamuraiXmas..you do not talk about SamuraiXmas

by The Christian Samurai March 24, 2005

samueljacksonafobia

Fear of Samuel Jackson

After i watched snakes on a plane, i had samueljacksonafobia

by Jamie Williams January 17, 2008

Samuel

Someone who does not pay attention unless he really wants to, he is very creative, kind, and active. He may talk a lot and he understands you when you are in need. He is a great friend, but not everyone is perfect.

Jim: Hey that person just gave me five dollars and I barely even know him

Josh: oh him he sits behind in English I think his name is Samuel

Jim: he is definitely a samuel

by Yung Lice March 24, 2019

Samuel

He’s a very boring dude and also he’s a chairbag

Me: samuel your a chairbag

Him: oh god

by Impala__1967 April 8, 2022

SaMuLe

A stupid cunt and also a jew

Awwwww dude stop hoarding all the money you're being a real SaMuLe

by YoUrElocalslutyspiderman June 13, 2019