guardian seeker

i am an incel and a cuck
i suck tyrant off

dude that guy is totally a guardian seeker

by guardian sucker October 24, 2020

Attention seeker

Someone (usually male) who derives pleasure from making themselves noticed by people around them.
Both online and in the real world, attention seekers are everywhere. Sometimes you love them other times you want them dead.
See Exhibitionist, a synonym

Me: look this guy said his birthday is tomorrow, I would love to get him something.
My friend: But he said last week Friday was his birthday also! What a pathetic attention seeker!

by DavidandIsaac January 1, 2021

Harem Seeker

The Harem Seeker is a character who is openly trying to date and/or marry multiple Love Interests as part of a scheme to have lots of attractive partners all to themselves.
"Two girlfriends will only end up fighting with each other, but twenty girlfriends will become competitive, and the target of their rage will be directed toward each other, not me. Always works for me."
-Kuze, "A Fairy Tale of the Two"

Bob: I've never seen a successful Harem Seeker before. Is it really that hard?
Jake: Definitely.

by Happy tree times March 30, 2021

Attention seeking

Someone that hates being alone or unnoticed/invisible.

The attention seeking girl had convinced numerous people in town (especially authority figures such as police, her mother, or peers that she could benefit from) that they needed her around, so they continued to protect her without really knowing why. They had lives to get back to, since not everything was about her all the time.

by The Original Agahnim June 7, 2021

tweeker seeker

One who seeks friendships out of others to be able to tweek on their meth for free... A Pookie cloud chaser.

Damn Stephan is a tweeker seeker! Being fake to hit the pipe again!

by LadyRoa June 29, 2021

Attention seeking stone

A stone that never goes overlooked, no matter how many times it keeps telling everyone they're overlooking it, and they're going to be sorry they did.

The attention seeking stone wasn't really overlooked, it just felt like it should be getting more attention than all the other stones when it wasn't.

by The Original Agahnim September 22, 2021

Attention seeker

A person that follows any social media trend, like the one requiring you to share your name’s definition on Urban Dictionary, in order to feel accomplished.

Hussein is such an attention seeker, never saw that coming from him.

by Hussein.F November 21, 2021