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College of Science and Engineering

A college of the University of Minnesota-Twin Cities which is the only university branch worth attending. Contrasted with the Carlson School of Management and the College of Liberal Arts, the College of Science and Engineering (CSE) is populated by people who don't deserve to be kicked in the balls (Carlson students do; CLA students have none to be kicked). Most CSE students could kick your ass in any academic endeavor, and they'd be willing to prove it.
Carlson student: "I see by your intact testicles that you attend the College of Science and Engineering!"

CSE student: "Why thank you, Carlson student! Now stand still with your feet four feet apart."
by WaspHives July 7, 2010
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computer science

The bane of my existence. Why did I ever decide to minor in computer science?? I wish I could invent a time machine and go back in time and intercept myself before I declared it as my minor. I would then proceed to kick my own ass.
by Rat Bastard November 9, 2003
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Aperture Science

Please note that this may include spoilers for the games Portal and/or Portal 2.

Aperture Science is a scientific research company founded by Cave Johnson. It was once called "Aperture Fixtures" but then named "Aperture Science Innovators" to make the shower company more hygienic. The company was actually focused more on science. Long story short, In 1998, the robot, GLaDOS, was turned on during the holiday, "Bring your daughter to work day". Unfortunately, GLaDOS became self-aware and filled the Enrichment Centre with neurotoxin, killing the scientists. Aperture Science was closed and turned into testing area, run by GLaDOS.
Aperture Science. We do what we must because we can. For the good of all of us-- except the ones who are dead.
by Tactfulcore December 13, 2013
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Because Science

The perfect answer to any otherwise un-answererable question.
Why is it so nice outside; because science
by Science-Why April 12, 2014
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it's not rocket science

capable of being accomplished with ease; posing no difficulty
"I can make a pipe out of an apple!"

"So what? That's not rocket science. I grow hydroponic in the trunk of my Chrysler LeBaron."
by Tha Cuddla April 22, 2004
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Trust the science

A slogan conceived by the same group of people who believe there are 500 genders. It is often regurgitated by scientifically illiterate teenagers and adults who are staunch communists and have not earnt their first paycheck.
'Trust the science, bigot. Not wearing a piece of fabric over your face is literally murder',
or,
'Well aCtUaLlY, every part of my body apart from my brain is female, so I mUsT bE a BoY. Trust the science, bigot'.
by bigboobies007 February 16, 2022
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ap environmental science

An advanced placement class with the fundamental skills of eighth grade science and a teacher similar to Jane Goodall. Various forms of persuasion will be used to encourage you to own a Prius and be a vegetarian. Can be used as a form of torture and governmental mind-fuckery. Apparently there is a field trip to the zoo. Don't be naïve and sign up because you want to go to the damn zoo. You will regret this.
Ex. Me: Why the hell am I in AP environmental science? I don't give a shit about the environment.
by Gentleman&Scholar March 4, 2015
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