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saarim job

when a terrist named saarim flips you over and licks you asshole untill you cum grenades
hmmmmmmmm lemme lick yo asshole-saarim job

hey look.... its saarim job- hernan
by yayayayayayayayayayayayayayaya October 20, 2008
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good samaritan

to use a numb hand to shelving a pill. such that it feels like a stranger is doing you that favour.

Whilst novices might sit on ones hand for a prolonged period, experienced operators would opt for a tourniquet.
when i go the good samaritan on myself, i make sure that i'm looking in the mirror, so i can give myself a wink when i'm done. I find It is also a superb opportunity to give oneself a dirty sanchez.
by marcus_schmarcus June 23, 2006
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Samaila

A boy who loves to have fun and could be sometimes shy. Always brings good vibes and cracks his audience up. He is very talented and hardworking but could be very lazy sometimes. He is very smart and has great leadership qualities. He loves eating food a lot and can't be separated from it. He loves his family and friends and tends to surprise them, showomg them outmost love and care. He is handsome and good looking. A lot of girls secretly have a crush on him.
I sure wish I could use a Samaila to lighten me up !
by Floki March 20, 2017
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Samadi

Claims being a sea Marshall, navy captain ( actually the only place that he controls warships is in the game : world of Warships)
He also studies medicine and has incomplete skills in playing musical instruments, drawing and sports. He masturbates once per day and always fantasizes about his female friends. But he needs porn videos to accomplish the process (ejaculation). He urinates 24 times a day and has never experienced vaginal,anal or oral sex in his life. He often involves in spying and double/triple/quad agency and messes with his friends. He has kidney failure(not the disease. It refers to his Failure in nephrology exam!)
He has several names that soon will be addressed here
A: hello captian samadi!
B: Hi the little young man, wait ten minutes , I've got to finish this sacred activity (masturbating)
by Nakhoda August 16, 2018
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sabarish

Sabarish is a person who is overly nice to people. He is popular and many girls like him but only as a friend. Sabarish(s) can have mood swings often and sometimes they can act overly cool which doesn't suit their character. Overall a Sabarish is a nice and friendly person.
Hey man don't worry, it's okay to be a Sabarish.

I got a proposed by a Sabarish, but he's just a good friend.
by Roberto Guy November 28, 2021
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South-African Safari

A girl with so many pubes u can even see her pussy so you must use a machete to get to the goods. Soon to find out "she" has a dick
Dude last night i picked up this whore who had so many pubes i got my grandfathers machete to cut them away but i soon found out it was a man. It was one epic South-African Safari
by RCmuffins13524 February 5, 2009
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The Dirty Safari

Upon having sex with a girl on her period and creaming on her, you mix the 2 "liquid substances" often involved with the dirty . sex you mix together and rub on girls forehead saying "Siiiiimba"
I don't think Shanikua was quite ready to be welcomed into the sex jungle world that way. The Dirty Safari left her stunned!
by Westicle Cawkins February 19, 2015
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