Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
Samadi
Claims being a sea Marshall, navy captain ( actually the only place that he controls warships is in the game : world of Warships)
He also studies medicine and has incomplete skills in playing musical instruments, drawing and sports. He masturbates once per day and always fantasizes about his female friends. But he needs porn videos to accomplish the process (ejaculation). He urinates 24 times a day and has never experienced vaginal,anal or oral sex in his life. He often involves in spying and double/triple/quad agency and messes with his friends. He has kidney failure(not the disease. It refers to his Failure in nephrology exam!)
He has several names that soon will be addressed here
He also studies medicine and has incomplete skills in playing musical instruments, drawing and sports. He masturbates once per day and always fantasizes about his female friends. But he needs porn videos to accomplish the process (ejaculation). He urinates 24 times a day and has never experienced vaginal,anal or oral sex in his life. He often involves in spying and double/triple/quad agency and messes with his friends. He has kidney failure(not the disease. It refers to his Failure in nephrology exam!)
He has several names that soon will be addressed here
A: hello captian samadi!
B: Hi the little young man, wait ten minutes , I've got to finish this sacred activity (masturbating)
B: Hi the little young man, wait ten minutes , I've got to finish this sacred activity (masturbating)
Samadhi
An aesthetic girl who loves reading books quietly and loves watching Seventeen idols perform :). She is strong willed and will not stand for injustice when it is happening. She has short, beautiful and silky hair which curls at the end, making a cute mushroom ≧◠‿◠≦. Samadhi has a beautiful smile, the one smile that makes your heart flutter and makes you feel fuzzy inside :). She loves pictures of aesthetic skies and beautiful pictures of the little things in nature. She will always check up on you and will never leave your side if you treat her well. Samadhi is the type to never let go and she will always listen to you when you need someone to talk to. Anyone should be glad to have a Samadhi in their life as they would never encounter another one again. They should also give Samadhi headpats as she adores headpats :).
Samadhi by ShazlyJAYA May 21, 2023
Samadhi
Samadhi by Willyirving November 18, 2017
Samudio
noun: One who prepares its own kind (species) for consumption, but does not partake in the consumption or eating. Not just limited to human beings and any type species are eligible to become a Samudio.
For example, cannibal tribes may rely on a Samudio to prepare the human meat to eat even though this person many not eat the meat.
Samudio by Scott Walquist and Mike McDowell December 12, 2007
Samaria
Have you met Samaria
More from Urban Dictionary
square grouper
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.