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The purest man you can ever know, makes the funniest jokes, have the most beautiful smile that everybody loves, he is a blessing to all his family and friends, he encourages you to be the best of yourself. When you are in trouble, he helps you pick the best decision and try to advise you but when he is in trouble, he chooses the wrong decisions and doesn't know what to do. He loves a girl and he doesn't know he loves her ..but he keeps reminding her that she doesn't deserve him so he kept pushing her away till she's gone. Salim is a best friend you can always trust but when it comes to love he is always blaming himself and regretting the way he treated the love of his life. He has those big brown eyes, big lips , fantastic smile that you might want to die to be able to see it. He is the gentleman that every girl dreams to be with. He is the kindest, the good hearted man you can ever meet, the man who is always there for you and always ready to help you.
You're so kind, but no as much as salim.
Salim cried when he made his decision to leave his loved one!
Salim cried when he made his decision to leave his loved one!
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*Daughter sees mommy saying yoohoo to daddy's hoohoo*
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