Randy Orton's Ears

A Pro Wrestler who is the future of the WWE, Has rather nice looking ears that everyone looks forward to while watching RAW.

An example of Randy Orton's Ears go as follow.

Person #1: like zomgz did you see Randy Ortonz ears last night on RAW?

Person #2: Like ya man it was just so fucking awesome i was almost hard in my pants when i seen them!1111!!!1!ZOMGZROFLLMAO

Person #1: Ya ditto it was just like so fucking awzome!11111

by OrtonzEarsinCrossfadeZOMGZ February 27, 2008

randy

n. mentally retarded child.
adj. stupid, retarded

Man, that kid is randy.

by Ralexmonster January 22, 2011

randy

Someone who is over 18 and is sexually attracted to younger children; pedophile...

Randy is going to be a pedophile next year, he's going out with a younger person.

by marissalovesrandy<3 April 23, 2008

randy

a shorter way to say random, coincidental, unexpected

ayee ernest that message was hella randy.

by ernestcapalla August 25, 2007

randy

a ghostly duck.
someone who doesn't have internet and nothing better to do so he jacks off in his closet, then when someone walks in he says there was a ghost, and he left his ectoplasm all over the walls.

josh:"randy wtf have you been doing in here?!"

randy"it was a ghost, i swear! And he left his ectoplasm!"

by ?!?! May 8, 2008

Randy

A lovable guy who just does'nt know how to FUCK OFF. This individual also believes gummy bears will climb all over his body and molest him thoroughly at nite when he sleeps and that if he sits on a toilet a hand will come up to tickle his leathery chode so he squats on the toilet every time. This individual also fakes handicap by claiming he is a chronic masturbator and cannot work but really is just a horny fuck and makes cord bracelets while he whacks it in public. This individual also hates any member of the powerful Koontz clan and their dreaded homosexual walrus-like sea monster the Shnagglepuss and plots how to bring about their downfall via deadly homosexual pranks. Finally Randy usually wears glasses and likes watching true blood with a cold beer in one hand a thumb up his ass from his other hand while dressed as prince (complete with glitter.) Various aliases are: cheeseburger walrus, inflatable elvis, THE fuck off artist, Bobandi

What the fuck ese' stop whackin it every time you see vampires on tv man its weird fuck off!?

Hey how bout you fuck off randy ya cheeseburger walrus!

Hey i heard randys off da cheesburgas?! Bro mothafuckas wit gutz like dat aint ooooff da cheeseburgas know what im sayin? mothafuckas wit gutz like dat are definetly oooon da cheezburgaz like randy's ass

by chapterblack January 11, 2013

randy

a random person that usually lurks conversations and social events.

dude get this randy out of my server

by McNasty! April 7, 2007