Rory the Rollin Robot

Probably the nicest guy ever. Women adore him and men want to be like him. The definition of perfection. Brings not to all

Everyone wants to be a Rory the Rollin Robot

Rory the Rollin Robot by A20fetyip October 24, 2024

Bulgarian Assault Robot 

The Bulgarian Assault Robot is a piece of hyper advanced technology built in the Bulgarian sector of the Balkan rage dimension somewhere between the years 7.3-7.4 quadrillion C.E by hyper advanced Bulgarian Scientists. The robot has the ability to transcend multiple dimensions in order to wipe out its foes with its hyper advanced weapons that can destroy entire universes in the blink of an eye. It is the 3rd most powerful being in the Glorb Gigaverse, and the only two beings capable of defeating it are the legendary Jack Daniels and Tony Roma.

"The Bulgarian Assault Robot just wiped out the shmirg dimension using its Atomic hyper Cannon"

Bulgarian Assault Robot by Still water drinker December 12, 2024

The Wild Robot

The greatest DreamWorks movie of all time. The movie that made DreamWorks the king of animation (well, at least in 2024) and the movie that should have won the Oscar for literally every category! It is also defined as movie that has heart, comedy, action, breath taking visuals, a relatable and masterfully crafted story and everything that can make a movie an absolute classic and a masterpiece. The Wild Robot is also the greatest movie of 2024 and the greatest animated movie of all time (no exaggeration).

Some guy: "I watched that new animated movie yesterday!!"
Some guy's friend: "Was it a 'The Wild Robot' or was it a 'Despicable Me 4?'"
Some guy: "Oh, it was definitely a 'The Wild Robot!!'"

The Wild Robot by Gloo-Gloo March 29, 2025

A yacht with a cock sucking robot 

Every middle aged man’s dream after retirement.

After 20 years as an investment banker , dude retired on a yacht with a cock sucking robot. We never saw him again.

A yacht with a cock sucking robot by The Double E September 10, 2023

Beep boop I am a robot 

A common depiction of how robots act. Often as mockery or pure confusion.

Person 1: Beep boop I am a robot.
Robot: Just to educate you, that's a hurtful stereotype.

Beep boop I am a robot by This guy man... March 21, 2025

Call me Purple guy, Because i want to put a child in that robot

Use this if you wanna, for some reason, knock up a robot

Call me Purple guy, Because i want to put a child in that robot

Call me Purple guy, Because i want to put a child in that robot by Ohio rizzler 69420 December 23, 2023

robit 

Alternative to the word "robot".

Representation of the pronunciation for the word "robot" used by Dr. John Zoidberg on Futurama and Rod Serling on The Twilight Zone.

Zoidberg: "I'll have a look but I remind you: I'm an expert on humans, not robits."
Fry: "I'm not Bender. I'm Fry."
Zoidberg: "Really? I thought you were the robit."
Fry: "Nope, human."
Zoidberg: "Alright, alright. Spare me your life story."

robit by shelly the turtle September 13, 2012