Reaing

Prettending to read while having a severe hangover

Abe: dude, why is angie reading with her sunglasses on?

Ocram: oh, she's reaing

Abe: You mean reading?

Ocram: nah, reaing, she's prenttending to read, she vowed never to drink again because she couldn't hang

by Jabronnie June 17, 2010

North Reading

1.Town of complete fucking dominance, everyone is fucking boss, and sports is the best. No one takes any shit, especially from the assholes in Lynnfield. Not to be mistaken with the most fucking awesome place evar.

2. Town controlled by shitty schools. nuff said

Oh wow I wana live in North Reading its so fucking awesome.

Wow I hope our town isnt like North Reading schools.

by Jizz McLongballs March 3, 2011

bulgarian lip reading

Bulgarian lip reading is the art of moving your lips as quickly as possible as if speaking Bulgarian while your mouth is connected to your wife's vagina! I.E licking out the old puuuuuusssssy!!

Husband :- Darling shall we partake in a little Bulgarian lip reading?

Wife :- yes darling

Husband :- spread them wide then my dear!

by The clit tickler October 18, 2013

stop reading garbage

If you don't like something, DON'T FREAKING READ IT!!!

This is gross, I think I shall stop reading it...

by jj November 18, 2004

JJ Redick

1. JJ Redick is a respectable basketball player, with a very nice shot and good all around game, but is hated by all other fans of other teams in the ACC, espescially my TERPS fans out there. 2. I fucked his 12 year old sister.

JJ Redick's 12 year old sister has a loose pussy.

by terps dominatttttttttteeeeeeee March 14, 2005

Redicki

A more up to date shortening of ridiculous. Although a syllable longer, it sounds better the word 'redic'.

"Yo dawg, that girl's body is redic!"

"No my friend, that shit is redicki."

by The Smiz March 9, 2009

Redding

Located in lower Fairfield County, Redding is a town of sophistication, wealth, and people who are better than you are. A place where it is not unusual to see a pair of Nantucket red pants with whales on it paired with topsiders and a pastel Lacoste, a place where collars are undoubtedly turned upwards in the direction of their wearer’s nose, a place where the words “yacht” and “summer” are used mostly as verbs and a “crew” isn’t a bunch of black people standing on the corner. Excelling in sports such as soccer and basketball. People from Redding enjoy the finer things in life; when they’re not yachting to their summer residence on block, playing squash at their club on Nantucket or clubbing in nearby New York City, they’re undoubtedly enjoying a relaxing sunset in the Hamptons, teeing off at Pebble beach or “becoming cultured” in Europe. Known predominantly for their famous reputation for a notorious partying lifestyle, Joel Barlow High School boosts one of the highest college acceptance percentages and mean standardized test scores. Joel Barlow High School students are bread to attend prestigious universities, to match the success and prosperity of their predecessors, and to live up to the lofty expectations of their blue-blooded peers.

Ridgefeild Sucks

Are those kids getting shit-faced on their fathers' Yachts? They must be from Redding."

Redding Resident: "America still makes cars?"

under-privlaged child "You must be from Redding."

by $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$765 August 29, 2010