Ralph minge

A world class footballer alongside Pele and marradonna

I am watching Ralph minge play footie

by Childnumnum May 14, 2023

Ralphie

Not to be confused with Fudds or Larpers, Ralphies are perhaps the most common variety of firearms enthusiast and collector. Hallucinates various hypothetical and/or fantasy scenarios to justify buying another variation of the exact same gun. Unaware of the standard marketing techniques employed to exploit their fixation. Typically is a one issue voter and remains willfully ignorant of psychological and geo-political realities; yet, thinks everyone should own an assault rifle. Treats firearms as if they are toys rather than lethal military equipment. Considers himself a subject matter expert; however, loosely understands firearm safety rules, possesses only a superficial understanding of mechanical design principles, and is oblivious of standard doctrinal tactics. Suffers from low-T, low-G, and self-induced immaturity. Possible could be mildly retarded.

Jeez, that goof just spent $2k on that AR. Isn't that like his sixth? Yeah, he's got one for home-defense, a truck gun, a bag gun, a competition build, one for hunting, and now one for dedicated for zombies. What a Ralphie! He'll probably just shoot his eye out.

by McNastyAssWipe September 28, 2023

Ralphtarded

Being retarded but like Ralph

Jesus Laura you’re literally ralphtarded

*Ralph Voice* “I’m Ralphtarded”

by Og no education January 2, 2024

Ralph

Tall, sexy darskin attractive black man who all the ladies attracts every where he goes.

They say he's the inventor of rizz itself and teaches young males how to rizz up for free.
he plays basketball and is good at it. Any girl Ralph likes he pulls.
Ralph is truly him

I just Ralphed up this new girl, I can Ralph up any girl i want to

by G-pop November 22, 2023

Ralph’s Dick

Ralph’s Dick is 9 inches and black

“Did see Ralph’s Dick, omg it’s so big.”

by definitioncorrectfs November 30, 2023

ralphhakim

The illusion of liking girls, but secretly fantasizing of touching boys

Man, i thought he's handsome but he's ralphhakim

by raphael limm February 29, 2024

ralpheo

(early 2010s-present, adj.) Used to describe somebody who, usually in a hyper state of mind induced by external excitement or a sugar high, starts doing too much and acting like a "kool kid" reminiscent of the trope of the precocious middle school-aged boy in mid-2000s Disney Channel movies.

Dude, when our badass cousin Jake came over yesterday, Dylan started acting totally ralpheo. When Jake was looking, he tried to do a kickflip on his skateboard while eating Cheetos and watching Nickelodeon at the same time - I guess to impress him or something.

If you find yourself vibing a little too hard with Zack from The Suite Life, you're probably ralpheo.

by Ariadosaclytis June 2, 2024