Royal Peasentry

A person who is such a peasant it's Royal

Oh I'm sorry you Royal Peasentry

by Exposed51 August 13, 2019

the royal sip

When you take a drink of a refreshing beverage, that is in the gromit mug

Sean had the royal sip, on new years.

by PloCool December 26, 2021

Royal Fail

When Royal Mail just can't get it right and struggle to deliver your parcels on time. Sometimes they will deliver your items early such as the very next day after you post it whilst at other times they can take twice as long as the estimated delivery time and you get worried about where the parcel is. They are kind of like a rollercoaster between good and bad in a way.

Person 1: When will my parcel arrive.
Person 2: Whenever Royal Mail delivers it.
Person 1: I've waited a week.
Person 2: I know Royal Fail can be like that sometimes.

by MrFunny83 April 12, 2022

royal finger

To give someone the highest, most powerful of "flipping off" fingers

He sassed me so i gave him the royal finger

by colmcor May 16, 2016

Cum Royale

A 9-month long sexual "game" where multiple men either take turns cumming deep inside unprotected pussy, or collectively filling a bowl to be funneled into said unprotected pussy.
The biological father after the 9-month long "game" is declared the winner.

My oshi convinced me that a child of a cum royale would truly be lucky.
I hope she's right when she comes back from her trip.

by DerSkrunk March 21, 2023

Royal-fag

A dickhead who hangs out at Royal Comedy Theatre.

Person 1: Hey, man, I want coke but no one is picking up.

Person 2: I guess we'll have to go try to score at Royal, and put up with the Royal-fags.

Person 1: That place is even worse than Comedy Bar now. Royal-fags are so annoying.

by Mr.steelrod January 29, 2023

A Royal Dipshit

A person who follows the code of Dipshitery} (a set of rule defining what a royal dipshit is and how to be one) and is a complete dipshit in every way having completed the necessary training and have been inducted in the The Royal Dipshits

"you my friend have now been inducted into The Royal Dipshits and are now A Royal Dipshit"

by Dipshit #2 August 18, 2018