by -x-x-x- May 6, 2015
Get the ally rashmug. A redness or irritation caused by having multiple partners pee anc cum all over you. Also maybe covered in white flakey substances or on rare fresh occasions a wet or moist white lotion like substances good for rejuvenation
Ashley has such a terrible skank rash. I heard the whole basketball team had a turn on her and since they lost recently so did their opponent.
by Cuntrash2000 September 11, 2025
Get the Skank Rashmug. A red area at the tip of Bagel Sniffers nose. Develops
after repeated bagel sniffings. Often made worse by
presence of salt, poppy seeds, and even onions.
Sometimes goes unnoticed due to brown nose condition.
Furthermore, if bagel sniffer finds any pastries, bagel
rash may also become encrusted in chocolate, sugar glaze,
or cinnamon.
Encrustation around bagel rash will often end up on bagel
sniffers right index finger for these reasons:
- he picks his nose.
- he repeatedly employs the nose goes method of task avoidance.
- he does not want the free food particles to go to waste.
after repeated bagel sniffings. Often made worse by
presence of salt, poppy seeds, and even onions.
Sometimes goes unnoticed due to brown nose condition.
Furthermore, if bagel sniffer finds any pastries, bagel
rash may also become encrusted in chocolate, sugar glaze,
or cinnamon.
Encrustation around bagel rash will often end up on bagel
sniffers right index finger for these reasons:
- he picks his nose.
- he repeatedly employs the nose goes method of task avoidance.
- he does not want the free food particles to go to waste.
person 1: I’m having trouble downloading the software.
person 2: Your supposed to call bagel sniffer down to help you.
person 1: No way, it’s Friday, he’s got a terrible bagel rash today.
person 2: Oh my god, I thought that was a clump of dried mucus.
person 2: Yeah, that dumb ass will only make things worse anyways.
person 1: Don’t take my lines god damn it.
person 2: Ok, I’m sorry.
person 2: Your supposed to call bagel sniffer down to help you.
person 1: No way, it’s Friday, he’s got a terrible bagel rash today.
person 2: Oh my god, I thought that was a clump of dried mucus.
person 2: Yeah, that dumb ass will only make things worse anyways.
person 1: Don’t take my lines god damn it.
person 2: Ok, I’m sorry.
by AlexTheNewGuy July 25, 2008
Get the bagel rashmug. by Oklahoma cowboy May 27, 2018
Get the Oilfield rashmug. When you use improper or substituting contraception, such a plastic wrap, but the friction causes a rash to develop afterwards.
Boy 1: Bro why you walking like that?
Boy 2: I got real bad wrap rash this weekend when Lisa called and said her parents were out of town. I didn't get a chance to pick up any condoms beforehand.
Boy 1: Aw man that' sucks! At least you got laid!
Boy 2: I got real bad wrap rash this weekend when Lisa called and said her parents were out of town. I didn't get a chance to pick up any condoms beforehand.
Boy 1: Aw man that' sucks! At least you got laid!
by xokookiemonsterxo April 16, 2016
Get the Wrap rashmug. The red marks on the tops of your legs left from the resting the elbows on them sitting on a toilet.
by MKULTRA March 31, 2015
Get the Squatters Rashmug. When your rimming a persons arsehole, and you develop a rash on your cheek from the friction and hair on the ass
by Sexsnail March 25, 2024
Get the Rim Rashmug.