One who desperately hunts queers (homosexual males of the homo sapien species) in a desire to forcibly insert his penis (the human males genitalia) in the queer's anus (the hole used for defecation). The queer monger will then refuse to share his new fuck post with anyone and keep it (because queers are objects of amusment, not humans) all to him (or her if a strap- on is involved) or herself. They will protect their new diddling hole to the point of raping and decapitating any would be invaders on their territory. Avoid this dangerous creature at all costs, because they will try to use their mongering on heterosexuals ass well if in the mood.
by Rick Maher August 10, 2007
Get the Queer Mongermug. Whimsical phrase from long haul trucker lingo denoting a powerful attraction to female breasts - particularly the larger varieties
Gene: Check out those bazookas over there with them rose tattoos
Craig: Quit gawkin' you perv. You ain't nothin' but titty queer and rockin' chair goofy
Craig: Quit gawkin' you perv. You ain't nothin' but titty queer and rockin' chair goofy
by wch-meister July 15, 2017
Get the titty queermug. someone who acts gay and isn’t. you do not want to be a queer fisher because it is offensive to the LGBTQ+ community. even saying things like, “i’m gay for *insert celebrity*” is queer fishing.
Ex- Rebecca(a straight girl)- i’m gay for you;)
Lindsey(a gay girl)- stop, you’re being a queer fisher. you’re misleading people in the lgbtq!
Ex- Rebecca- “If one more guy leads me on, I’m going gay!”
Lindsey- “going gay? gurl, ur being a queer fisher again.”
Lindsey(a gay girl)- stop, you’re being a queer fisher. you’re misleading people in the lgbtq!
Ex- Rebecca- “If one more guy leads me on, I’m going gay!”
Lindsey- “going gay? gurl, ur being a queer fisher again.”
by annoying.gaywad June 8, 2021
Get the queer fishermug. Bob: Is Tommy hitting on that dude? I thought he was married.
Mike: When he's wasted, he has selective queering.
Mike: When he's wasted, he has selective queering.
by JERLA March 18, 2010
Get the Selective Queeringmug. Person 1: Martin is such a butt queer, he fell for an add about free licorice online.
Person 2: Wow! what a butt queer! did u know he also team kills in battlefield 3!?
Person 2: Wow! what a butt queer! did u know he also team kills in battlefield 3!?
by jerry senfield November 10, 2011
Get the butt queermug. A hockey coach with no strategy but to make you skate 20 suicides every practice and gets mad to the point of crying every game thus making himself look like a baby
by Lil lil dawg November 19, 2019
Get the ice queermug. From "Faux Queer"
1.The act of playing up to homosexuality for personal gain or profit.
2.The act of implying homosexuality in order to attract attention.
Often practiced by boys bands and male pop singers.
See also: Faux queer,faux bisexual,faux fairy, Robbie Williams
1.The act of playing up to homosexuality for personal gain or profit.
2.The act of implying homosexuality in order to attract attention.
Often practiced by boys bands and male pop singers.
See also: Faux queer,faux bisexual,faux fairy, Robbie Williams
by tit_tassle July 20, 2008
Get the Fo-Queermug.