pokemon

ok first of all. all the games are practicly the same. so all of u idiots who say red blue and yellow are great but the others are horrid. are just full of shit. catching 150 pokemon and catching like 450 isnt that big of a deal. alllso. for u dicks who say the card game is horrid are idiots. the game takes skill. and good times making ur oerfect deck. i just wanted to put that in there. oh. and i agree that the new episodes of the show suck balls.

ill use my pokemon card bill and draw two cards from my deck! chaaaaa

by bonewolf June 15, 2008

Pokemon

A small creature (sometimes large) that speaks no english what so ever yet their masters can understand what they are saying.
Or more commonly known as a pest.

Man I was in math class the other day with Tony and man he was being such a pokemon.

by tommy gray April 12, 2006

pokémon cut

When you jerk off with a petroleum based lubricant in the shower and later wash your hair. The next day you have what is considered a pokémon cut; your hair has bits of the lubricant stuck in it and cannot be washed off. Your hair is shiny and waxy.

Robert: Dude, I droped it like it was hot yesterday by accident, but then I jerked off and got wang tang all over cameo's fatty.

Mike: Use lubricant?

Robert: Vaseline bitch!

Max: Eww dude I can tell you got a pokémon cut. Thats so fucking tonky. You sick fraggle -er!

by mikebaran February 3, 2005

pokemonland

joost home place
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some dude-where do you live
joost-pokemon land

by frenchise December 22, 2004

Pokemon Brown

An RPG game, developed by Game Freak and Creatures Inc. in 2002. It is arguably the best game from the 'Pokemon' series to be released on game-boy and game-boy colour.

It was later re-released on the Nintendo DS in 2009, under the name of 'Pokemon Poo-Brown' and was a hit amongst all the youngsters.

Jeffrey: "Man! Did you ever play Pokemon Brown when you were a kid?? It was the sickest!"

Luke: "Yeah man, i used to play it all the time! I heard they're releasing it on DS, its gonna be called Pokemon Poo-Brown! I cant wait till it comes out.."

by Catatafish22 July 14, 2011

pokemon boy

a complete and utter sado that usually likes pokemon but could just be a jonah

damn that pokemon, he aint got cheeseoi

by cheeseoi April 2, 2003

The Pokemons

1. (Plural Noun)
The group of people in your school who never stopped watching Pokemon, fail to bathe on a daily basis, become strangely obsessed with the marching band and instruments that they can't play for shit, and draw furries.

1. "The Pokemons are talking about band again."
2. "The Pokemons are looking at furries in the computer lab."

by AmazinglySexy December 3, 2006