Veggie Poser

One who claims to be vegetarian, yet eats chicken, fish, and sometimes pork. Will eat the dead muscle tissue of animals as long as they weren't "cute and fuzzly" in life.

Veggie Poser: Eating beef is MURDER! -eats turkey burger-

by The Indie Chick October 22, 2006

Prosetry

Prose so full of poetic language, it's not really prose, more a mix of the two.

I tried writing a piece of prose, but it turned out more of prosetry.

by DelAnt September 20, 2009

posemobile

Tastelessly modified car intended to impress; car or truck masquerading as police car, ambulance, or other emergency vehicle.

Look at the phony lights on that posemobile.

by Reinold February 17, 2006

pose-wad

Someone who is more than a poser, more than a posebag. Someone who is a whole horde of posers rolled into poser-blunt.

TM to Carrie

Omg, you see Morgan, she is SUCH a pose-wad !!

and

The only thing worse than an angsty little emo kid is an 'angsty' little emo kid pose-wad

by xcarriex January 3, 2007

Poser

Someone who pretends to be something their not, just to fit in or to seem cool, not because they like it. Someone who says they like a type of music, or to dress a certain type of way, or to say something that other people think is ''in''. Someone who has no idea whats beneath the things they like, If you liked a band, and asked them if they did, and said yeah.. and you ask them to name their favorite, and they have no idea, then obviously their faking to like it. Be your mother fucking selves. You don't have to like the same things everyone else does just to seem popular, When you think about it, if your unique and like your own type of things, you could start a new style, by being yourself:)

Darcy: Omfgz! I LOVE ESCAPE THE FATE
Justean: Really? Me too, whats your favorite? Mines ''This war is ours''
Darcy: Oh, idk.. i forgot.
Justean:Then, how do you like them?
Darcy: CUZ THEIR EFFINN HOTT, I LOVE MAX HES THE BEST SINGER!!
Justean: Max is the bass player..
Darcy: I know that!!! SILLY.
Justean:Wow, poser much?

by thexransom December 22, 2008

Phoser

A phone poser. Someone who pretends they are using their phone to avoid a situation.

Guy 1: I ran into that girl the other day.
Guy 2: Did you talk to her?
Guy 1: No, I pretended like I was talking on my phone.
Guy 2: You're such a phoser.

by ManKitten November 6, 2010

PRESECAN

A student of the Presbyterian Boys' Senior High School-Legon. A PRESECAN is good at what he does both academically and socially. They are liked and admired by females due to their gentle, disciplined and calm behaviour.

"Wow! He's a PRESECAN I'm crushing" said the girl.

by ❌☄ April 5, 2021