Poop Muncha

Some idiot that eats/munches on poop

Sam is the real Poop Muncha

by ssolo71899 May 5, 2019

Poop in the butt

This is a phrase that is used when you want to explain how poop is in the butt, or you want to seamlessly add to the conversation.

“What’s your answer to the trolley problem?”

“Poop in the butt”

by hate_gt May 22, 2023

Deja poop

The feeling that the same shit keeps happening over and over to you.

I think I'm having Deja Poop. Didn't you try and pull this same shit last week?

I'm having Deja poop, this shit always happens when I date strippers.

by laszlomann April 21, 2010

sympathy poop

When your friend reslly has to poop and by listening to him/her talk about it makes you have to poop too.

You're making me have a sympathy poop

by Winifred george July 5, 2015

Fusion Poop

When two people stand back to back over a toilet, bend over, press their butt checks hard against the opposing person's butt cheeks, proceed to deficate simultaneously, at which point a single stream of poop will form at the intersection between their butt cheeks, and the now united poop will fall ideally to the direct centre of the toilet bowl below.

Hey Jeremy, I gotta poop now, you gotta poop now, there is only one toilet, let's do a fusion poop.

by DrPriestopolous December 31, 2016

Global Poop Network

The Global Poop Network, or GPN, is the idea that all forms of restrooms are connected and have a interconnected system of plumbing. There are multiple ways of being able to access the GPN. If you are at home, the office, or the bar those connections are usually public and see a lot of heavy traffic. Remote connections are usually seen in houses that have septic tanks or outhouses. There are even instances where the GPN is accessible via WiFi. This is most commonly seen on tour busses, airplanes, and larger watercraft.

Person 1: Hey do you want to get coffee in a little bit?

Person 2: Maybe, I have to log onto the Global Poop Network and upload some data.

Person 1: Whats that?

Person 2: Do you have a minute for me to explain?

by The Thinnest Thin Mint August 3, 2019

cursed poop

Cursed poop is scary. When you eat of it you will be possessed by the poop demons, Instead of the poop angels that live in poop creek. And if you smoke it You will be shat upon by lord shit.

Wow I had the worst dream last night I was forced to eat cursed poop. I got sucked in a portal were my dick was sucked till I died.

by Mannnnly October 4, 2019