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poomonk

a pooey monkey

short form or poo monkey
you are a poomonk
by poomonk September 1, 2003
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Primoes

to roll nicotine and crack cocaine in rolling papers,A STEP LOWER THAN SMOKING THE CRACK PIPE,A waste of money,
If you keep smoking primoes,your gonna end up a glass monkey!
by SHARON MINOR January 7, 2008
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shameless self promotion

When an urbanetizen (see urbanetizens) uses Urban Dictionary as a venue for writing good things about oneself/one's girlfriend/boyfriend/friend
Seriously, what's the point in shameless self promotion? I'd rather see words others can relate to. Urban Dictionary isn't your school bathroom wall..
by catfight12 January 8, 2009
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primos

Code talk for an unknown advantage during during a squirt gun fight in which a black girl bursts into a drivers ed class and squirts another black kid, usually a male.
Girl Bursts In: "Gotcha!"
Other Kid: "Yo nigga I called primos!"
Girl: "No way bitch I got bases first!"
Other Kid: "Shit you one crazy nigga!"
by gatorbate June 18, 2004
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Pomona

A small town on the sunshine coast, australia, which is about two streets long. SRSLY.
It is inhabited by hippies and old people.
There is a giant mountain in the middle of Pomona which blocks out some radio signals, so it's impossible to get Triple J.
Nothing cool ever happens in Pomona, and everyone under the age of 30 who lives there wants to get away from it.
Pomona, Gympie and Nambour can all be lumped under the same category of 'People Who Live Here Are Born With 2 Heads'.
Pomona is sometimes called 'Poo Town'.
"You're from Pomona? Poor thing!"

"You live in Pomona? Keep away from me."

"I'm not allowed to visit you if you live in Pomona, my mother doesn't want me catching 'retarded'."
by Katiecorn February 22, 2009
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nightclub promoter

An absolute bellend who has an iced gem a hair cut. Usually has a worse tan than Madge from Benidorm. Can only handle one treble and thinks "he can pull birds". Infact he couldn't pull a muscle. Puts "top pouter" on his CV. Goe to the local to order a lime and soda. One word to sum up a night club promoter? Cunt.
Josh is a nightclub promoter now? Wow he must be a total cunt.
by mehh1246 March 20, 2014
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PremoSpeed

The greatest SuperSpeedway Series driver of all time.

To be the best in Sim Racing.

The Great One.
by Rodd Flagg February 17, 2005
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