This is the most anoying person you will ever meet and wont leave you alone. He always make things not funny and has no friends. He is also the most disabled autistic fuck who should just jump off a cliff.
by big boy jr October 5, 2018
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2. One of the sweetest gay gingers you'll ever meet
3. The type of gay guy that everyone is shocked when he comes out of the closet, despite showing hundreds of signs, which causes more girls to ask him out than usual.
4. Type of guy that every girl and guy loves to flirt with. Half the time, he's oblivious. It makes it so much fun, because he's so much more cute that way!
5. Irish and likely Scottish name, commonly given to males. A Saint has this name.
2. One of the sweetest gay gingers you'll ever meet
3. The type of gay guy that everyone is shocked when he comes out of the closet, despite showing hundreds of signs, which causes more girls to ask him out than usual.
4. Type of guy that every girl and guy loves to flirt with. Half the time, he's oblivious. It makes it so much fun, because he's so much more cute that way!
5. Irish and likely Scottish name, commonly given to males. A Saint has this name.
1. Jack: I think Patrick just broke up with me....
Lorraine: Really? Boy, you lost a damn nice piece of ass!
2. 3. Audrey: I wish Patrick was straight, I mean, he's so sweet!
Patricia: He's gay? My god, how'd that happen?
Rory: Patricia, it's like he tells everyone, "He's always been gay"
Audrey: Time to add that to the list of girls that think Patrick's straight
2. 3. 4. Jasmine: I just flirted with Patrick!
Adam: Really, how did it go?
Jasmine: He thought I was just being friendly.
Adam: How so?
Jasmine: When I tried to kiss him, he told me he just wants to be friends.
Adam: Why? You're a great girl!
Jasmine: He told me he's gay...
Adam: Really? I better go get some of that!
Lorraine: Really? Boy, you lost a damn nice piece of ass!
2. 3. Audrey: I wish Patrick was straight, I mean, he's so sweet!
Patricia: He's gay? My god, how'd that happen?
Rory: Patricia, it's like he tells everyone, "He's always been gay"
Audrey: Time to add that to the list of girls that think Patrick's straight
2. 3. 4. Jasmine: I just flirted with Patrick!
Adam: Really, how did it go?
Jasmine: He thought I was just being friendly.
Adam: How so?
Jasmine: When I tried to kiss him, he told me he just wants to be friends.
Adam: Why? You're a great girl!
Jasmine: He told me he's gay...
Adam: Really? I better go get some of that!
by entertwinedTangents June 20, 2011
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The sweetest guy in the world. All the girls want him because he's just that awesome. He doesn't have to fight them off because his girlfriend does it for him. Is often associated with Patrick Star from Spongebob.
by GoodyTwoShoes5 June 9, 2011
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Girl 2: Yeah, but hes really funny!
Girl 1: I know! We should SO go out.
Girl 2: I wanna go out with him too!
Girl 1: Bitch, Back off!
Patrick: Ladies, ladies... I already have a girl, her name is Jasmine.
Girl 2: Yeah, but hes really funny!
Girl 1: I know! We should SO go out.
Girl 2: I wanna go out with him too!
Girl 1: Bitch, Back off!
Patrick: Ladies, ladies... I already have a girl, her name is Jasmine.
by no-one-you-know. January 28, 2010
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by JimmyK September 12, 2003
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Get the Patrick mug.a tiny boy most likely to become the next worlds most dangerous terrorist along with his brother who is most likely to be in charge of the future sex trade. his mid is the same as a psychopath on LSD. he is destined never to get married as he kills the women he sleeps with after he uses them to keep his sex life moving and exiting. women are dragged to his bondage sex dungeon by force by his 7ft Hench badass lizard called supersufisticatedtimmysourusrex.
by DIDDUNZ is god September 18, 2014
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