dook poopem

(n) A fecal tribute to the computer game series Duke Nukem that fills the entire toilet bowl with excrement.

Shit is about to explode out of my asshole; I need to take a dook poopem.

by K Deezey December 2, 2011

poopdick patty-whack

When two or more guys put their schlongs into a female's anal cavity and get feces on their manhood and slap their poop covered dicks together simultaneously

Me and John were so wasted that we stuck our penises in Heather's ass and slapped our shitty dicks together simultaneously. We call it the poopdick patty-whack!

by ByblowMe6482 September 14, 2009

Pooned

An evolution of powned or pwned (1) (which in turn derives from owned). It also has connotations of poon as in poon tang (3) to mean pussy, famously used in South Park. Pooned (4) Also has connotations of harpooned and is pronounced the same way.

Also used in to mean to nail something (get it right) or someone (get laid)

(1) "You got powned/pwned"
(2) "You got owned"
(3) "I'm gonna get me some God damn poon tang"
(4) "Oooh you got pooned"
(5) "You see that whale over there with harpoon scars? That's right... last night.... she got POONED!"

by Jowy the phleghmbot October 26, 2009

Pooper Pounding

To take a cock furiously in the butthole.

I couldn't believe what a whore Suzy was until I saw her take a pooper pounding by her German Shepherd and anal creampied the cum into a glass and drink it down for a pack of smokes.

by Anal Czar September 12, 2010

poopdicker

when one has recently had anal sex.

john just slammed his girlfriends ass, what a poopdicker

by Tim March 9, 2005

poopdump special

when someone defecates into a hat and a poor unsuspecting victim puts on the fecal matter filled hat. the fecal matter then coats the victims face and clothing leaving them drenched in dung. it is best to use diarrhea

i gave joe a poopdump special at that party last night

by jeff randy December 18, 2007

pooperang

Firing a shit out of your ass that wizzes through the air and then returns to you. This is then used as a gift to be used as a play thing for little Austrailian children or any other kind of child that enjoys outdoor play.

Ay mate. Little Jonathan is having a great time with the boomerang I made out of last nights tofu stroganoff. The land down under truly is the greatest place in the univers to play with a pooperang!

by Killgore Docilmire August 1, 2009