pistola

the glass pipe that you can smoke crack, crank, methamphedamines out of.

i was so pissed when i dropped my pistola on the floor and it broke.

by crankster December 5, 2002

Pissoffedness

Alternative adverb used to describe the degree of anger of one person towards another.

(during a basketball game)
Alex: Dude, did you see that spaz yelling at the dinosaur controlling the possession arrow?

Derek: Yeah bro, he was showing some epic pissoffedness. Not gonna lie.

by GRWCB July 22, 2010

Pissochet

when you're pissing in a urinal and your aim is too high, and the piss ricochets on to your pants

dude 1: yo bro why'd you piss your pants?

dude2: bro I didn't piss my pants what are you (looks down)

both: pissochet

by pokasaurus June 15, 2011

Yellow Pistols

an illegal substance that takes you to your comfort zone. It will satisfy your high. Lasts very long; you might not be able to sleep. Don't eat before or after; you might throw up.

WARNING! *Highly addictive.

Breezy B. was on some yellow pistols last night, and he's so far gone.

by Kahunaah. September 27, 2009

sticky piston

The act of sticking two fingers up a womans arse and proceeding to ram them up her nose like a piston

I did that dawn mclean last nite she's shes such a filthy milf she let me give her a sticky piston.

by Mick Moran September 12, 2010

pistol

A debonair, undeniably classy man who stays with the times without being motarded and trendy. He has many women and always is on the move. He might typically drive a BMW motorcycle and wear aviators. Other times he's in a tuxedo with his silver Murcielago. He's the American version of the England's James Bond.

Guy1: Oh my god! Did you see how that guy just made a 400 foot jump with $500 loafers and a Cuban cigar in his mouth?!

Guy2: Holy shit! That guy's a PISTOL!

by Rob Sanderz April 21, 2008

piso mojado

Could mean just about anything you want it to mean. Usuauly a greeting like "what's up?" or an insult like "go fuck yourself" depending on context. In reality is the spanish translation of Wet Floor, but sounds like whatever you want it to sound like.

Friend 1: Hey, how's it going?
Friend 2: Piso Mojado man.

Enemy 1: Dick!
Enemy 2: Hey, Piso Mojado.

by ChevVetteC6 December 19, 2005