panic at the disco

panic at the disco is a band that people like. i mean i do. i have liked them before anyone else knew who they were out here good old stockton because i look up underground music. if you're going to bash them do it so musically. i mean they are not perfect. but they are still awesome. preety. odd is amazing. brendon and ryan should have done some voice harmonies.

brendon: hey ryan, danielle said we should do harmonies on our next album. she loves panic at the disco.

ryan: yeah that sounds awesome. she is an awesome soprano in her choir. she knows her shit.

jon: yeah, her whole section is pretty bitchin'.

spencer: i heard the altos suck muthafuckin ass though.

ryan: word.

brendon: danielle is hella sexy though. id beat.

ryan: that maryann is fine ass bitch too.

jon:i love sopranos.

by roxylala May 30, 2008

white panic

1.) When a white person panics after realizing they may have said something racist and they attempt to compensate or prove how racially sensitive they really are.

2.) Bill O'Reilly's show after Trayvon Martin.

White person: Do "non-colored people" have different adversities?
PoC: Wow saying "color people" is offensive.
White person: *writes a book explaining what they meant and why they aren't racist*
PoC: Ok damn calm down on that white panic.

Bill O'Reilly: (everything he said after Trayvon Martin and fearing riots) white panic!!!

by Xizor159 November 3, 2013

planicked

The state of being panicked over something at least mildly important, which has already been specifically and extensively planned out.

Even though she has spent months planning, Katie is so planicked over the upcoming "On Campus Job Interviews" that she cannot relax.

by RyanColson September 10, 2007

Panic Make Out

The act of grabbing the nearest person and kissing them to avoid the impending kiss from a drunk friend.

"So I was at this club with Sarah and she looks at me like she's going in for the kiss so I panic made out with Alice instead, I just don't like her like that"

"I saw Jan french some random dude after Mike went in for the kiss, talk about a panic make out"

by Docsully September 26, 2011

Panic Bag

A back-pack or duffel, usually of rugged and lightweight construction, containing essential survival gear and rations. Usually, a panic bag is pre-packed and stored in a convenient location that is easily accessible.

In the event of major catastrophe, it is good to have a panic bag ready to go:
"grab your panic bag, lets go"

by BearG January 1, 2012

panicdote

When one is supposed to be engaged in conversation and therefore actively listening, one can sometimes find oneself at a loss for words when, unexpectedly, a response is desired and the would be responder has not been paying attention. In an effort to comply, one sometimes stammers and says something ridiculous, unrelated or incoherent. The unfortunate utterance is called a panicdote.

John: ....so that is why we should support the ruling party's plan to build a nuclear plant on top of the San Andreas fault, you see?

Mary, having heard nothing John has said, responds with the following panicdote: ....I have a kitty at home.

by Dr. Fromage September 14, 2013

panicles

Tentacles that are flapping in fear.

Look at that freaked-out octopus! He's got panicles!

by saspr November 1, 2013