Pyro Pastie 

The act of defecating in a newspaper, lighting it, and throwing it onto your neighbours lawn in the hope that he will stamp on it to put it out.

'That cunt next door is doing my head in, so I lobbed him a Pyro Pastie and watched as he stamped on it in his slippers'

Pyro Pastie by iKaite July 14, 2009

pasty warmer

a low performance inefficient automobile, the engine of which can only be used economically to gently heat local delacassies.
orig. Peel, Isle of Man

*basically a sh:t car...usually owned by grannies or teenagers*

P.S. There's too many of them here on the Isle of Man...

Air-Bear's 2CV..which he sunk =)...

pasty warmer by Lucy-fer in the sky with diamonds November 9, 2004

pasty barm

A Bolton variant on the wigan kebab. It is any form of pasty (though often your basic meat & potato) sandwiched on a (preferably buttered) barm cake. Available at all good Hampsons & Greenhalgh's stores in Bolton, though elsewhere in the country often requires specific instructions in the construction. You do lose some flavour of the pasty, but you increase the munch factor.

Hampsons employee: "Yes cock, what wouldst tha like?"
You: "Steak pasty barm please"
Employee: "alreet kid that's £1.20 please"
You: "ta love"

pasty barm by Lukewithak December 9, 2008

Pasta Tooth 

Having an obsession with pasta

"hey joey i loveee pasta"

"damn kate you gots a pasta tooth!"

Pasta Tooth by Joe213 August 6, 2008

Pastey nigga 

When white guys try to be black

" Ethan Brett is the official pastey nigga"

Pastey nigga by Yolo swag titties September 16, 2014

pasta:salad ratio 

An euphemism for the act of intercourse whereby climax for both parties occurs at the same time. Thus ensuring an even pasta:salad ratio.

Lionel: how's your pasta:salad ratio?
Dave: no good mate, she keeps finishing first.

pasta:salad ratio by Welshyyy April 11, 2016

Pastel Punk

A term used to describe someone who wears typically punk things (chains, spikes, combat boots, etc.) but in soft pastel colors

"That mint green spike vest is totally pastel punk."

Pastel Punk by NarrowJamesSunshine January 21, 2017