Retard Parade

When your IQ temporarily drops an extreme amount and the sound of a parade plays in your mind. Usually caused by extreme joy and/or surprise.

Dude....my mind just went on a retard parade...

by radaradarada December 19, 2008

AFG PRIDE

Limitless pride and honor found in Afghans, making them the most bad-ass people in the whole motherfucking world

You don't wanna mess with his AFG PRIDE

by KZ March 12, 2005

paridy

an evening out or leveling the field

The NFL has paridy.

by Pasadena Ron November 3, 2013

ponch parade

When you see a group of two or more persons all with a ponch, it is classified as a ponch parade

Yesterday i went to Wendy's and i saw a Ponch Parade! It was gross!

by Corey Mann June 30, 2008

Flower Pride (Virginal Announcement Syndrome)

When people who still have their 'flower' intact decide to boast about it to the nearest passer by, even in front of their own parents.

Doctor "Are you on the pill?"
Blonde haired girl with glasses "No, I'm a VIRGIN!"
Dad with sunglasses on inside *shocked face*
That, my friends, is Flower Pride (Virginal Announcement Syndrome).

by lmaoR March 24, 2009

Police Parade

When a cop is driving under the speed limit and no one will pass him for fear of getting a ticket creating a long line of slow moving cars.

It seemed like it took forever to get here today because I got behind a Trooper who was in the left lane and was going 55 in a 70 and everyone was afraid to pass him. I hate being in a police parade.

by hamezz November 5, 2011

Bro Pride

The pride you have for your bros that is alike to the pride a father has for his child, except that the pride is from one bro to another.

“Hey bro, did you hear about how our bro got all-state in basketball? I have a lot of bro pride for him.”

by captainkhan November 6, 2017