panties of faith

n.
1. Christian beliefs that disallow premarital sex
2. Christian beliefs that empower youths to remain abstinent (often sarcastic)

Many hot girls go to youth group, but they all wear panties of faith.

by Ian Norris March 13, 2008

Sticky panties

When women release vaginal frothy discharge onto their panties and a length of time has passed, that discharge then dries and hardens within the pubic hair creating a glue onto the panties.

I went to use the restroom, but I couldn't pull my underwear down because I had sticky panties. I ended up ripping out some pubic hair while pulling down my underwear.

by Hockr March 6, 2013

pantie wetter

a large penis when deemed attractive by a woman

Wow! His dick is a real pantie wetter; I got soaked just looking at his thick 7-incher said Jane.

by Jake January 29, 2004

empty as your grandma's panties

To be out of money; when one's wallet is void of currency.

Aaron: Hey Brian, you want me to get you a Cherry-Pepsi?
Brian: Sorry bud, check out my wallet...it's as empty as your Grandma's panties.

by Hoon35 May 24, 2006

Boston Panic

Reacting with unreasonable fear to simple and innocent objects that are perceived as a threat due to a total lack of understanding or knowledge.

Really Jason, don't get into a Boston Panic, it's just a Daddy Long Legs not a spider.

by Rev. St. Thea GirlUwant von Fraumench February 7, 2007

Panic(!) at the Disco

the best band in the- oh god no. no no no this can't be happening. WAAAAAAAAAAAAA! WH-WHY DID THE-THE-THEY HAVE TO B-BREAK UUUUUP!?!

The end of Panic(!) at the disco?!! THE HUMANITY

by ~sniffles July 8, 2009

Panties

Womens underpants.

Thongs, boy-shorts, g-string, briefs are types of panties.

by Smitty134 October 19, 2010