Bernard Pollard

1. The SS of the Kansas City Chiefs who glamorously ended the 2008 NFL season for Tom Brady in Week 1, by bending his knee the wrong way and snapping pretty much anything attached to that knee. This caused the Patriots to miss the playoffs for the first time since 2002, and drop from an 18-1 season to an 11-5 season. God knows how Brady will be in 2009 thanks to this man.

2. national hero

3. The greatest football player to ever play in the NFL.

4. Someone who takes care of something really annoying that's been bothering you.

Definition 1 Example: "HOLY FUCK MY NEW FAVORITE PLAYER IS BERNARD POLLARD!!!"

Definition 2 Example: "OMG! The president should award a medal to Bernard Pollard."

Definition 3 Example: "DID U SEE THAT HIT?? BRADY'S DONE! I'M VOTING BERNARD POLLARD FOR THE PRO BOWL!!"

Definition 4 Example: "That bully was picking on me the other day again. Luckily I hired a Bernard Pollard so I don't have that problem anymore."

by t0mbreidyh8ter April 15, 2009

Pollywood

When a girl belives she is a star - but isnt due to not partying the right way

See that girl over there - she lives in Pollywood, disapointing.

by Neilwill July 27, 2010

pollyweena

Somebody who sulks and fake cries for attention.

Stop being a pollyweena you sook!

by Ptboii February 17, 2017

pollywabba

A buffoon, a clown, silly person.

Brittany are you doing sit-ups while eating? What a pollywabba!

by Dweezy88 June 13, 2020

pollycromatism

1: multicollored or with a lot of colour.
2: how to exterinate a pink demon in seconds.

the pollycromatism is the most powerful kind of monster magic. it can copy soul traits at a 1:100 representation. it's powerful enough to destroy two bravery souls at once, but using that much power will crack the user's soul.

by the 0 event January 13, 2021

Pollywocket

A gibberish term to describe a dim-witted fool who's objectively incorrect about something

Person 1: I for one believe vaccines cause autism
Person 2: Whatever you say, ya biscuit brained pollywocket

by The Glocktopus March 26, 2023

Pollyanna

The one and only who believes the morning sun will always shine again, a pot of gold waits at every rainbow's end, in roses kissed with dew, in make believe, fairy tales, lucky charms, promises spoken as you cross your heart, in skies forever blue, in silver linings, there will come a day (possibly tomorrow), a dream can still come true, friends and laughter, the wonders love can do, songs and magic, miracles, second chances, and finally, in you!

You can call them "Pollyanna"
Say they're crazy as a loon.
They believe in second chances
And that's why the believe in you!!!

by Anony. Res October 9, 2023