Politis Wasted

when blood alcohol content is greater than 0.10
Extreme levels of politis intoxication can lead to projectile vomitting, hitting the folks, and jamming to your spirit animal, Lil Uzi

Yo in Montreal I'm gonna get Politis WASTED!

by HennyGang January 24, 2017

Political definition

An Urban Dictionary definition about politics.
Usually biased, it tends to have a neat-ish balance of likes and dislikes.

*a political definition*

likes: 9542 dislikes:9542

"perfectly balanced, as all things should be"

by muggingfrenchturtle December 14, 2020

politicians

Am I alone in thinking that every single politician must be hanging out with and smoking crack with Marion Barry?

I think all politicians are on crack.

by pfft~ April 9, 2006

politically correct goon squads

A group of indivuals that use tatic aganist people who are politically incorrect.

I recently seen a Cartoon that I used to watch when I was a kid. But now it was all censored no thank to the Politically Correct Goon Squads

by BruinKiller3469 March 22, 2009

Politicalified

Its when someone says politics this politics that boom you've been politicalified.

Politics this politics that boom you've been politicalified

by Thatguy5050 April 19, 2021

political correctness

Being politically correct means always having to say your sorry.

Sensitivity training, or any of the other thousands of idiotic liberal concepts.

by storm2k August 2, 2003

politician

Someone who has never spent 1 minute in the real world and only knows what's best for him and his friends, but never for regular working-class people. Can turn a once honest person with character and integrity into one who has perfected dishonesty and corruption. They fake compassion and persuade you how much they “care” for you to gain your trust, in order to get votes and keep power. Once in office, they feed off your ignorance and fear. They then believe the laws they pass do not apply to them. Their conscience eventually becomes seared by money from lobbyists and corporations. They begin to arrogantly believe your hard-earned tax dollars belong to them, so they can wastefully spend it. The more they waste and mismanage your money, the more your taxes increase. They then convince you there is no money left to run the system (due to their mismanagement) and raise your taxes again as a result of their incompetence. In the middle of the night, they pat themselves on the back for their incompetence and vote themselves a payraise (when doing nothing to earn one). Their payraises result in more taxes. A politician then becomes a blood-thirsty vampire for your money, giving them even more power. A politician then makes more laws to completely control your life by invading your privacy, invading your home, invading your bedroom, invading your computer, invading the church, invading your car and telling you what you can't do with your own body. A politician then wants total control of your life and wants you to be completely dependant on them by promising you unrealistic and expensive handouts. A politician does not believe in solving problems, because they ARE the problem and if the problem was solved, there would be no issue. Therefore they only put a bandaid on a broken system or “mortal wound” they have caused by either shoving the problem under the rug for later or throwing more wasted money at it. The worse the problems get, the lazier and arrogant they become. An incompetent politician is usually a “one-worlder” who no longer believes in American autonomy and wants the United States to be under the control of even more incompetent and politically-correct organizations like the U.N., NATO, or NAFTA. Politicians are such predators that they even throw your money away to corrupt 3rd world countries, who hate us and always will.

A politician’s lingo:

A tax increase = “I’ve mismanaged and wasted your money and need more to waste.”

A politician is a elite, rich, blood-thirsty, greedy, arrogant, corrupt, out-of-touch, incompetent person who wants COMPLETE control of you and every aspect of your life, while giving themselves every freedom under the sun to ignore their own laws they pass. They often have the audacity to proclaim themselves a “public servant” to the same public they screw.

by [e-mail] December 29, 2007