bass playing chick with glasses

a young girl, teenaged to young adult, who plays the bass guitar and wears glasses.

girl + bass + glasses = hawt

"hey, look at that bass playing chick with glasses! she's so cute!"

by DSZ November 25, 2005

playing whale

It is when you lie on your back in the bathtub with less than 1/2 inch of water above your erect penis. You then masturbate and when you blow your load it looks like a whale blowing water out of it's blowhole.

Andrew - Where's Matt at today?
Carson - I bet he's home playing whale.
Andrew - I think he only has a shower, and you need a tub to play whale.

by Andrew Hissom June 11, 2006

Playing ping pong with the oblong

a technique of self induced pleasure where spanking to specific organs is part of the ritual

i was in the monestary, playing ping pong with the oblong

by the enibriated pidgeon liver March 29, 2003

Guitar Playing Fool

1 Great Guitar Player
2 Moronic Guitar Player, one who thinks that they are awesome at the guitar, yet they suck.

Man, Hendrix is a Guitar Playing Fool!
...You're a guitar playing fool with your fat fingers.

by Marckus Maken August 28, 2008

playing the clitar

When a female masturbates with one hand rubbing her clitoris, while holding the other hand out in a fist, resembling playing a guitar.

"I walked into her room and there she was, playing the clitar."

by Reo Omega May 13, 2007

playing jack in the box

sex
penis=jack, vagina=box

after the party i went over to jill's and we stayed up all night playing jack in the box

by jojo548 December 16, 2008

playing for the lions

a euphamism for being homosexual

Dave was playing for the lions at the party last night

by ShadowStar October 20, 2004