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Petal

An extremely sensitive person usually found on social media who spends their day getting offended about everything they see and reporting it to the site admin/moderation team.
He's such a delicate little petal that gets hurt so easily, every time he sees something he disagrees with he reports it as harassment to get it removed. Petals are like dictators they love censorship.
by 74hr8eu8r April 8, 2019
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petata face

An insult. Used to call a person "stupid". Or just to say that their face looks/smells like a vagina, or crotch.
"Shut up you Petata Face!"
or
"That chick was such a petata face!"
by Sam and Casey September 12, 2006
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Petant

An item that has been invented but has no need to be in the world.

It is claimed in conversation.
The string that enables the wearer to hang them around their neck.

A garden gnome.

"That's a petant"
by AllTheWords March 12, 2013
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peta2

A division of PETA aimed at younger people who use words like: "Yippe!" And include lots of smiley faces after their sentences.

They are geared towards people who are easily persuaded by stickers, sparklies, and pretty colors.
"Peta2 representative: Don't be mean to animals and eat all your peas! Tee hee :!"
by Pro-Human June 26, 2009
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Petawawa, Ontario

Petawawa is a town located in eastern portion of Southern Ontario. Situated in the Ottawa Valley, with a population of 14,651 (2006 Census). Petawawa is the most populous municipality in Renfrew County.
The earliest settlement in the Petawawa area was inhabited by the Algonquin First Nation. The name of Petawawa originates from a local Algonquin language word, biidaawewe, meaning "where one hears a noise like this".
In the late 19th century, the area was surveyed and settled by emigres from Scotland, Ireland and Germany. The land was unsuitable for crops, but the heavily forested surroundings were useful for logging. The Canadian military acquired land in the area in 1905, which later became Canadian Forces Base Petawawa. During this period it was used as an internment camp for German POWs during World War II. Later, it became home to the Canadian Airborne Regiment before it was disbanded in 1995. Today, it is one of Canada's largest ground forces bases with members deployed throughout the world on various missions supporting the United Nations in peacekeeping or the War on Terror.
Petawawa was incorporated as a township in 1865. In 1961, the urban area of Petawawa was incorporated as a separate village. On July 1, 1997, the village and township re-amalgamated to form the Town of Petawawa.
by OntarioGuy December 6, 2011
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petapat

a bad word to call any person while they're high
Dude you're such a petapat.

Look at that petapat over there baking.

We're all acting like petapats right now.
by C wilks July 27, 2009
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Petaling

A very useless word to describe the obscure process of adding layers of moleskin or makeshift materials to create an ad hoc bushing for the lower rim opening of one's medical penis enlargement vacuum pump in preparation for prolonged use, or as an emergency measure to, for example, abate painful penile shaft edemas or mitigate testicular torsion and seminal vesicle ruptures, commonplace among unfortunate individuals with a thumb dick, so that one may resume vigorous penile pumping, effectively turning the penis into a semi-resilient, flaccid superchubby resembling a miniature rancid eggplant, inevitably leading to DVT - Deep Vein Throboshits and perpetual impotence.
Intercom: "Dr. Wang, please report to the north wing nurses station immediately for adolescent penile pump evacuation and flaccid priapism drainage."
Nurse: "Orderly Johnson, please prepare and sterilize the bone saw and hydraulic urethra lancer."
Patient: "Nurse, please, the pain. I need some moleskin or at least help holding my pump upright."
Nurse: "I'm sorry, son, we do not permit petaling, perpetual masturbation or hand jobs in common areas of the pediatric ward."
by Dr. Octagynocologist December 12, 2013
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