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Pen-Y-Lan

A place in Cardiff where the locals are very mixed, while some enjoy such diverse passtimes as drinking, abusing drugs, and fighting, others are posh wankers
Man#1 : Shall we go to Pen-Y-Lan?

Man#2 : fuck yeh let’s get trolleyed followed by a maccies!

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by Peter Gregg August 14, 2019
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You're a push pen

This is a metaphor that means when somebody pushes your buttons, you come out. (When someone gets you mad, you fully rage.)
Brendan is a push pen
You're a push pen
by AntIs_Cool June 18, 2019
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Pens Pencils down

This here is the phrase Satan said when God and all his angels tried to stop him. this is the phrase that echoes through hell over the screams of all villains. This is the phrase that had the dinosaurs go extinct. This here, this very phrase, is the reason people cannot hear such high frequencies.
At one point in everybody's life, someone will experience the "pens pencils down". It is just like chickenpox, and whether or not you get it when your in a grade 8 math class with a teacher who's one goal is the cause you pain, you will get it at some point. Beware of this, because this in itself is a rite of passage. This in itself will cause you nightmares and pain beyond understanding. This is hell.
This phrase will catch you completely by surprise, in a time where you think there will be no need for quiet. However, as I have learned, there always is a lead. Be careful my good friends, and expect the unexpected because if you are not ready like I was, you will know the pain and suffering I went through.
Class: *chatting normally while the teacher does her thing*
//suddenly//
Evil female looking math teacher with ruler weapon at hand: PENS PENCILS DOWN
Class: *crying in pain*
Stalin: *stands up unsteadily*...

No, you miss.
Evil female looking math teacher with ruler weapon at hand: *dies*
by anonymous May 14, 2018
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pen-y-cae

a village in wrexham full of chavs, druggies, pikees and alkies... If u walk through there at night dont expect to keep your watch. Fucking chavs
look at those fuckin twats over there...
aye theyre from pen-y-cae , fuckin pikees
by Jono3333 July 24, 2008
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Play pen pirate

An older person that is dating someone under 13.
Eddie is a play pen pirate, his girl cant get into a PG-13 movie.
by DaKyzaa November 1, 2010
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A metaphor used to emphasis a situation that you just couldn't see coming. Often followed up by the phrase "You just can't see 'em coming."
Malix: Nope, he just A Sploded right there.
Atolm: Like monkeys in the dark with pens...
Malix: *sighs* You just can't see 'em coming.
by Malix August 12, 2004
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Dab Pen Boi

When your friend or loved one gets addicted with THC oil and never shows up to anything. (ie school classes, sports)

*claims to have bragging rights of using pen in school*
Student 1: Hey where’s Dab Pen Boi At? I even saw him at school today?
Student 2: Idk probably ripping his dab pen in the bathroom somewhere.
by Dylan Gordon February 19, 2019
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