pendick

To have a very small penis.

"I just got called pendick the bugfucker by the guy whose fuckin my girl" - Gary

by MARTY420 October 18, 2007

Pennsylvania Pencil Pusher

The act of shoving a freshly sharpened pencil into the penis, Then fucking a woman in the ass.

Hunter just gave Clayton a mean Pennsylvania Pencil Pusher.

by Tiptickler95 October 6, 2011

Peni

The plural for penis.

There is way too much peni for me to handle!

by billnyethepeniguy September 11, 2009

peni

The plural definition of penis.

When there are 5 men in a room, there are 5 peni.......i hope.

by womenl00king4luvx0x January 1, 2010

peniaphobia

The fear of poverty.

I can't stand going through rough neighbor hoods. I have peniaphobia.

by niloc. March 9, 2008

Pencil Drumming

The act of pretending to be drummer by tapping 2 pencils on a desk or other hard surface, usually much to the annoyance to those around said pecil drummer.

Look at that guy over there pencil drumming, it annoys me so much. See also Air Drumming and Air Guitar.

by Zero Legends December 24, 2009

Penicide

A rare chemical that instantly dissolves penises.

Hey.. do you guys carry penicide?

by zsk5 February 20, 2009