MS Paint

The godliest drawing program. Something that you can use at school, work, your 7 year old cousin's birthday party, etc. It's better than photoshop!
Ben: "I used MS Paint at my brother's b-day party 'cause he's annoying."
Lisa: "Yeah, I feel you."
by Spookycould April 01, 2021
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French Paint

"Paint me like one of your french girls!"
"Man I French painted that girl til she was albino."
by ChadhasCancer June 30, 2023
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microsoft painted

To a digital artwork that looks painted with feet.

Microsoft paint was the paint app included in Windows 1.0 with very basic tools.
by P3laton3 April 10, 2017
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Paint the taint

When a male ejaculates on on the skin between a woman’s vagina and asshole (taint) with this “white paint” ... to paint the taint
by Mlit February 19, 2018
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Painting the Zebra

A metaphor for male masturbation. The motion of the fingers wrapped around the penis shaft simulates the theoretical "painting" of stripes on a zebra.
Did you see the latest issue of Maxim? I was totally painting the zebra to it.
by dirtyofthesouth September 02, 2018
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snuff painting

A comical strenuous activity where a person uses the head of a broom as a broke-dick substitution for a large paint brush. To vigorously wallop to the point that the smacking sounds could be mistaken for somebody being beaten alive with an ash baseball bat and struck with sopping wet whips excessively thick paint and/or what could be practically considered paste because your boyfriend removed/lost/never replaced the lid of all Nineteen gallons of paint that y’all have for renovating and remodeling your newly purchased home in attempt to semi-permanently change the color of a wall.
...(Loud slapping and winded grunting noises coming from a distant bedroom)...

So Brian and Lisa crept around to investigate where the odd sounds were coming from. As they glanced around the corner into the first room, what they seen had puzzled them. Leading Brian to ask “Pella, what the hell are you doing?” Startled, Pella reacted with “Shit! Oh, heyy Lisa, hi Brian! You guys wanna try snuff painting?”
Lisa suggested that the three of them should open a Snuff Painting Gallery together and name it “Spludge Productions”.
by Paylay Bunnytime March 27, 2022
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Paint That Vagina

When a male pulls out his penis during intercourse and ejaculates all over a female's vagina.
by Ruth Less April 20, 2019
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