oompa-loompa pants

"Gaucho pants" Hideously ugly and absurd item of clothing. Proof that if an item of clothing is promoted enough by the fashion industry (no matter how ugly) girls will by it.

"Oh my gosh, did you see her oompa-loompa pants? Those things are ridiculous looking!"

Man: "Dear, those pants are UGLY!"
Woman: "I know, but they're sooo in style right now."
Man: "So what, they're still ugly!"
Woman: "Uhhh, you just don't get it."
Man: "I may not be up on all the latest trends, but I know UGLY when I see it."

by bigdaddy_g April 23, 2006

Jantz in my pants

The common act for college football fans to " Jantz in their pants" after witnessing an unbelievable, outstanding, remarkable play by Iowa State quarterback Steele Jantz. This term is in relation to the ever popular jizz in my pants phrase.

Fan 1: Hey steve! did you see that play that Steele just made!?
Fan 2: Wow! I just JANTZED IN MY PANTS!!!

i'm going to go jantz off after the game today.

I cant wait for Steele to make me jantz in my pants today!

The way Steele played against Iowa literally made me jantz in my pants!

by John232115 September 12, 2011

Lady parts

The vagina and the heart

Gene: "Which are the lady parts?"
Tina: "The vagina and the heart."

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

cant keep my dick in my pants

cant keep you men genatials in ur pants

“why cant you keep your dick in your pants asshole” cant keep my dick in my pants.... Look at me -xxxtentacion, “aye, i am like bitch who is ur mans, aye, cant keep my dick in my pants, aye”

by yungdaggerchip December 9, 2017

Rubber pants

Rubber pants are baggy, balloon styled panties that are pulled on over top of a baby's diapers, usually cloth diapers, to help prevent leaking, and to prevent the soiling and wetting of outer clothing worn by the baby, and to keep surrounding furnishings dry and clean.

Rubber pants are manufactured out of 100% vinyl/plastic, have gathered elasticized waistband and leg hole openings, and pull-on like panties. Rubber pants are most commonly used in households with babies wearing cloth diapers.

Rubber pants are also used for the purpose of toilet training a baby from the stage of diapers, to the stage of underpants.

"Gerber" and "Babykins" are two specific names that manufacture rubber pants for babies today.

by Lorraine Jorgenson July 14, 2006

jizz in my pants

it happens. girl walkin' down the steet. in the club. grinding. talking at the cash register. sexy breezes. grapes. you name the situation, it happens.

"i ate some grapes so i JIZZ IN MY PANTS

by branine33 December 18, 2008

warsaw pact

A treaty between the eastern bloc nations and the USSR to protect against NATO interferance, specifically in East Germany. Signed in 1955, the member states were the USSR, Poland, East Germany, Hungary, Albania, Romania, Czechoslovakia and bulgaria. It was an alliance of the "red" countries, except for former Yugoslavia, and later Albania would exclude itself. They basically would defend eachother if one was attacked. With the mighty Soviet union on thier side, no-one dared attempt this.


Communism killer Mikhail Gorbachev later took measures to abolish this treaty, allowing the member nation to do as the liked from December 1988. This lead to the tearing down of the Berlin Wall and the pact was ripped up completely as the USSR disbanded into the CIS nations.

Most of the warsaw pact nations joined NATO after the warsaw pact.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004