p-bagging

The act of teabagging the pope.

Jack and I flew to Vatican City to engage in some extreme p-bagging.

by Josh Messer January 14, 2007

p-book

Semi-portable macroscopic devices into which information and stories were typically inscribed by means of inks printed into "paper". Primarily made from trees and various plants and fibers, and commonly found glossed and polished on the outside or wrapped in cowhides.

P-books were considerably weighty depending on the amount of information stored inside them, and despite their size USUALLY CONTAINED ONLY ONE TITLE!!

Full sets of Encyclopaedia inscribed in p-book format often WEIGHED MORE THAN A HUMAN BEING!!

"Libraries" of the time were ENTIRE BUILDINGS DEVOTED TO LESS THAN ONE EXABYTE of information!!!

You will never know the joys of owning over a thousand p-books until you move them down six flights of stairs and back up three more. Makes you wonder how people lived through their University days back then without constant chiropractic care..

by Armand Banana January 19, 2006

P-byk

Means tired. originated from sleeping with a Pillow Between Your Knees.

I am feeling a bit P-byk.

by Paul A Cotton April 3, 2009

P-Bit

The Male Genitalia found between the legs

She slammed the car door on my P-Bit

by Shane Sellar September 23, 2005

p&bj

When you put peanut butter on your dick and have your girlfriend lick it off.

Yo dood i just had Jess give me a p&bj we used that good shit jiffy, and damn it felt good.

by cracksmokingwhitey December 18, 2008

p.bad

p.bad is a sort of acronym to resemble "pretty bad". Essentially, it means the noun before is bad, crap, rubbish, etc. Would mostly be used in text form rather than in a voicechat. Think about it, saying p.bad through speech sounds a bit autistic doesn't it?

It's got some complete other meanings to it but this is how me and other people use it.

Person A: "Man this game is fucking dogshite"
Person B: "I mean it's not awful but it is p.bad "

by Rxndezvous July 20, 2018

P burn

A worse version of saltcoats. Don't be there past 7 o'clock or you will be stabbed by wee rab.

Oft this is shite its almost worse than saltcoats.
That's what you call p burn!

by Cali special December 26, 2021