ontologically-challenged

Can be used as an insult to mean that someone's grasp of reality (ontological perspective) is different to the norm.

"Look at her outfit...if she thinks that looks good then she must be seriously ontologically-challenged!"

by choir-nerd December 12, 2013

🐙 Octopus

Gay emoticon mainly used on dating app such as Grindr as a shortcut for "hanging out with a bunch of gay friends".
Does not imply orgy or sex.

What are u doing right now?
🐙 Octopus at a bar. Wanna join ?

Yeah! Be there in 5

by FIUMICIOLI August 15, 2020

Cherry on Top

The first step is to shit into a condom. Then you cut the tip off the condom. Then twist the other end so that the condom will make a piping bag. You then can decorate your partner.

I just made the most beautiful Cherry on Top.

by Blue_pineapple August 21, 2017

octopus soir

An octopus soir is the state when a woman's vagina has tentacles coming out of it.
Also the term can be used for the sign when a teenage girl gets their period.

soir = "evening" in French

uh ohh it seems to me that Tarli is pissed again...

dont worry man shes just going through another octopus soir.

yes you go have another period when the french blow your head off

AHH that chick has an octopus soir!!

i heard there's much octopus soir in anime

by Seb_stan November 26, 2007

ontapanure

The meaning of slapping your penis of a grandpa's face

You can make money in the street you just have to be an ontapanure

by Retrobate December 25, 2019

bummed the octopus

When a company that used to make nice things sells out and starts making crap.

Howies used to make some nice threads, but they really bummed the octopus a couple of years back.

by finbarD June 30, 2008

double ontondra

n. referring to a person's name - usually their given name but possibly also their family name or stage name - that seems to be either a mispelling of another word or a homonym, to humorous effect
n. a mocking term for any name that seems to be "completely made up," or which is so far out of the mainstream as to be funny
n. a phrase used to point out someone else's misspelling, misapplication of a phrase or term, or literal or verbal slip-up

Winona and Bubba named their daughter Ontondra, after hearing someone use the term "double entendre," and thinking that it meant "a really smart thing to say." Her name was a mild double ontondra.

When Cece Peniston came on the television show, Beavis said, "I wonder if she wants to SEE SEE my PENIS-ton? Heh heh." She had an outrageous double ontondra.

How can parents give their children names that cause them such torment? Ada Dick was married to Harry Butts. Each of whom endured years of teasing for their double ontondra.

by Michael Gannett February 22, 2006